Tuesday, March 31, 2009

jangan main belakang...


sape2 yang mengidap komplikasi prostat, tolong jangan tengok

Sunday, March 29, 2009

ever wonder what Iron Man, Boba Fett and Bruce Lee do in their spare time?




by a stop motion animation genius...




boba fett is gay...

Friday, March 27, 2009

from rags to raja...


ok fine... i know everybody probably have watched it a few times already, but i've only watched it yesterday... i am pretty sceptical about reviews on box-office movies... and movies that won too many awards kind of bored me to death sometimes... but slumdog millionaire is really something...

there are two types of movies that i like... first, the ones with an unpredictable ending... m night shyamalan is the best director for these sort of things... second, movies that you already know its ending, but how it gets there is the most interesting part... and that is something that you can't just wildly guess...

slumdog millionaire reminds me much of the kite runner... not through its story line, but for the friendship and brotherhood that revolves around it... those little things that you won't get to see in kl drift, cinta fotokopi, anak mami or whatever sh1t that our local moviemakers had served us with... except for this one little movie called pensil which didn't made it big in the cinemas, others are just plain crap... it is acceptable if we are not capable to produce sci-fi movies due to limited funds or expertise... but masterpieces like kite runner, slumdog or pensil won't cost much i guess... doesn't require hi-tech cgi's or overpaid "actors", but all it needs is a good story to tell...

so how ah, david "teh o" & prof mydin? got anymore good-for-nothing movies from you this year? "jangan main belakang" perhaps? ^_*

Thursday, March 26, 2009

adakah kerana kain orang lebih cantik?


orang kita sangat suka jaga tepi kain orang... memang dah macam di encode dalam dna orang kita, dari la zaman pak pandir, sampai zaman kj, mesti nak kena ambik tahu pasal orang lain... tak kira la jiran ke, saudara mara ke, rakan sekerja ke, mesti nak "sibuk-badan"...

semalam ada berita pasal satu family dekat pahang yang nyaris murtad sebab tak tahan kena cerca, hina, buli, dan macam2 lagi dengan jiran, hanya sebab mereka ni miskin... macam ni ke perangai orang melayu yang 99.9% (harap2) islam? sudah lah tak menolong, ditambahkan pula lagi beban dorang tu... ape la... sampai sanggup potong paip air, baling batu semua... macam kaum jahiliyah... malu aku nak mengaku orang pahang...

dan akibat tak tahan dengan tekanan, mereka ni mengambil jalan mudah yang mungkin last resort bagi dorg, untuk tukar agama kepada agama yang memang terkenal dengan "kemurahan hati" itu... mungkin ada sampai "dakyah" agama ni yang memang mewah wang ringgit ke pengetahuan keluarga ni, jadi dah termakan umpan... dan mungkin juga mereka ni agak kurang ilmu, tambah pulak dengan desakan hidup susah, dimeriahkan lagi dengan "sokongan" jiran2 yang "mulia"... memang nampak satu jalan keluar je la kan... nasib baik la ada yang prihatin tolong selamatkan, kalau tak, "selamat" la agama tu dapat sekeluarga penganut baru...

yang terkini, ada plak rakan blog aku ni pon jadi mangsa orang dok jaga tepi kain dia gak... cantik barangkali kain dia ^_- ... dah besar panjang, siap masuk universiti pon, mentaliti masih paras bawah buku lali... cukup la dengan pakaian yang makin singkat, otak pon nak ikut sama ke? ntah la... sampai bila orang kita nak obses dengan kain orang lain, aku pon tak tau... nasib baik la aku selalu pakai seluar, jarang pakai kain ^_-

p/s: hari ni buat pertama kali dalam hidup, aku kebumikan kucing... dengan bantuan busu, ktorg tanam dia belakang rumah... kucing sebelah ni mati petang tadi, setelah sekian lama dia menumpang kat belakang rumah kitorg... ibu dia cam tak amik kisah kat dia, sampai tak cukup menyusu semua... aku bagi susu kotak, tak minum... dah syak dia ni ada penyakit, badan pon lemah je... dari hidup terseksa, mungkin lebih baik dia "balik" je... puteh RIP

Monday, March 23, 2009

diculik yuna selepas tengah malam...

lagu yang best walaupun agak stalking... meremangkan bebulu ibu jari kaki...



YUNA - After Midnight

After midnight i shall kidnap you from the world
and ill keep you in my room
hush now my love and hold my hand
after midnight i shall take you to a place
where no one else should know of
hush now my love and hold my hand

you are exactly where you're supposed to be
and if they come for you
they would have to find me

stay
keep me awake
keep me amazed
only for today
keep me dazed
my love is yours only

after midnight
i shall stay awake
and if you chose to close your eyes now
hush now my love
i'll watch you sleep

you are exactly where you're supposed to be
and if they come for you
they would have to find me

stay
keep me awake
keep me amazed
only for today
keep me dazed
my love is yours only

Friday, March 20, 2009

kucing terbunuh kerana semangat ingin tahu...


(Gambar hiasan) choki tidur mati

as the saying goes, curiosity killed the cat... don't know exactly which cat it is referring to (hopefully none of mine ^_-), but surely enough, curiosity had certainly sculptured my life's path...

the Almighty had bestowed me with bright brain when i was a kid... high level of curiosity had driven me to seek whatever knowledge or information that are available around me... with help and guidance from my beloved parents and sister, i was able to read when i was about 3... and before i was 4, i was able to recognize and memorize many well known public figure and great leaders such as Margaret Thatcher, Corazon Aquino, Rajiv Gandhi and some local ministers... i am curious to know on what's happening and who's who in the world... although i do watch cartoons and read comics, but i really love to watch news and read newspapers... for me, it's kinda weird for a 4 year old kid, but that was me, really...

when i was a kid, my abah brings me everywhere, especially when there will also be some prominent faces present... if i'm not mistaken, i was spotted by a reporter while i was reading a newspaper in some occasion in Raub... and he asked me "tengok gambar ke, dik?"... and i replied "tak lah, baca berita..." he just laugh, but as soon as i read every single word in the news, he stopped laughing and took me seriously... so the first interview started, and by april 1987, my story was published in a few local newspapers and i was also a guest in Selamat Pagi Malaysia...

curiosity continues to accompany me to my schooldays... being in a chinese primary school feeds my hunger for new things to learn, especially in language and culture... but in the same time, my curiosity started to harm me... i started smoking at a very young age, which i regretted very much... and i was also into shoplifting... thank god i never got caught... somehow curiosity had ignited me to do these things... but i do not solely blame it on curiosity, me myself is also guilty for whatever i was becoming then...

what i am trying to say is, we do need curiosity in our life... but what's really important is how and where we channel it... i had some up and downs in my life, and i've learnt my lesson the hard way...

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

anda putus cinta? sms ON TENDABIRU ke 32123


seperti sadis... amat menyedihkan lagu ni... lagu tangkap leleh dari padhayangan 6, asal usul project pop yang nyanyi lagu ni...



sedih kan? sampai keluar air mata aku tengok klip ni... kalah lagu eddie hamid...

Sunday, March 15, 2009

telefon bimbit buatan finland...


Here are some tips on how to verify the quality of your mobile phones... got from blogwalking of coz... originally from here

type *#06#

After you enter the code you will see a new code contain 15 digits:
43 4 5 6 6 1 0 6 7 8 9 4 3 5

- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 02 or 20 that mean it was Assembly on Emirates which is very Bad quality :(
- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 08 or 80 that mean it's manufactured in Germany which is not bad
- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 01 or 10 that mean it's manufactured in Finland which is Good
- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 00 that mean it was manufactured in original factory which is the best Mobile Quality ... make sure ur hphone is under this no.
- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 13 that mean it was Assembly on Azerbaijan which is very Bad quality and very dangerous for health!!!

mine is 01, manufactured in Finland and considered good... so how's yours?

Saturday, March 14, 2009

ulangtahun eh bukan, ulangminggu...


hari ini genap lah seminggu choki bersalin... 5 orang anak dia, setakat ni alhamdulillah, sihat2 belaka... tapi aku risau gak, sebab choki suka sangat pindah2 anak dia, cam la aku nak curi... mungkin itu dah memang naluri semula jadi ibu kucing...

dan setelah seminggu, baru aku dapat decide nama untuk anak2 choki... hajat di hati nak bagi nama ahli2 korn, tapi dah korn tinggal 3 ekor selepas head dan silveria blah, jadi tak cukup... slipknot plak terlebih ramai... new boyz? aku tau nama tomok sorang je...

fikir punya fikir, PM kita pun dah nak masuk yang ke-6 dah... dapat la idea untuk bagi nama anak2 kucing ni... yang 3 paling aktif (tengah syok menyusu kat dalam pic tu) aku bagi nama aman, ajak dan usin... yang paling banyak bunyi (yang tengah cuba menyelit nak menyusu gak tapi tak dapat2 tu) , chedet... dan yang paling banyak tidur (yang terbaring, sanggup lapar asal dapat tidur tu), sila faham2 sendiri...

lepas ni kalau ada lagi choki beranak, dan yang keluar tu ada mata bertompok sebelah, aku dah tau nak bubuh nama apa...

Friday, March 6, 2009

sepah: juara raja lawak musim ke3...

aku dah agak dah dari minggu pertama lagi, sepah ni juara... dah la lawak, peserta lain plak ntahapehape... memang cantik benar la, mudah sikit sepah jadi juara... minggu feveret aku, yang lawak bangsawan ni...



aku rasa kalau dorg ni boleh pergi jauh, akan jadi lagi top la dari senario dulu tu... harap2 tak la kekeringan idea pasni... tapi lawak dorg ni agak kasar dan lucah gak la, standard lawak orang bujang... kira bujang lapok era moden la ni...

Thursday, March 5, 2009

rintihan hati si ibu tiri...

Salam sejahtera...

saya dengan ini ingin meluahkan isi hati yang terbuku... baru2 ini hidup saya telah menjadi semakin ceria dengan kehadiran anak tiri menemani diri ini... hidup saya tidak lagi sunyi seperti hari2 terdahulu, semenjak kehadiran dirinya...

namun, keindahan itu singgah hanya seketika di dalam plot kehidupan insan kerdil ini... segala nikmat ditarik balik dalam sekelip mata... anak tiri yang selama ini melengkapkan naluri keibuan, tidak pulang berhari2...

keadaan saya yang kini sarat mengandung telah memburukkan lagi keadaan... semakin hari saya makin sugul dan tertekan... makan tak kenyang, mandi tak basah, tidur tak berdengkur... diharapkan kepada mereka yang ada berjumpa anak tiri saya ini, sudilah kiranya membawa dia balik ke kediaman saya...

kesunyian ini turut dirasai oleh sugardaddy2 saya, iaitu pemuda2 kacak 59@7/78 anjung kristal... mereka terkilan kerana kini tidak lagi berpeluang untuk bergurau senda dengan anak tiri saya...

bantulah saya untuk kembali ceria...

yang binatang;
CHOKI
(bukan nama sebenar)

anak tiri yang dimaksudkan...

termenung jauh terkenangkan dirinya...

di saat2 indah bersama...

tidur yang terganggu dek igauan2 ngeri...

Monday, March 2, 2009

M Nasir vs Yuna...


setelah sekian lama aku melayan lagu2 m nasir, akhirnya semalam aku berpeluang menikmati alunan suara sifu secara live... ternyata mantap gile... teruja sungguh aku... dah la konsert semalam adalah malam ketiga, tapi tenaga dia menyanyi non-stop untuk 3 jam macam tak reti nak abes...

suara dari lagu 1st sampai la yang last, semua maintain... dengan showmanship dia yang terkenal, lincah terpusing sana sini... penonton yang sing along sambil joget pon baru lepas 1 lagu dah semput, tapi dia masih relak... suara dia tetap suara M Nasir cam dalam kaset@cd@mp3, suara aku plak dah cam M Buasir...

aku rasa semua yang pergi mesti rasa berbaloi, nak2 pulak yang dapat tiket free cam aku... nasib baik la akak aku nak belanja, kalau tak tengok youtube je la aku... tu pon kalau ada yang dapat menangkis serangan usher2 yang mata liar, menyuluh handphone2 perakam dengan sinaran ultra-violet-laser mereka...

buat duit sungguh organizer konsert ni, 3 hari semua sold out...

istana budaya yang tak cam istana pon kat dalam... takde singgahsana @ balairong seri pon...

bodoh punya kamera fon, ntahpape je gamba ko pegi snap...

setel pasal m nasir, pagi tadi aku berpeluang tengok yuna punya live performance pulak... budak tesl ada wat talk bertajuk Empowering The Mind... ada yuna perform punya pasal, aku pergi...

walaupun minah ni tak la sehebat m nasir, tapi vokal best sama macam record... teruja sungguh... mula2 kata nak main 2 lagu je, sekali budak2 semua mintak 1 more, dia pon layankan je la permintaan budak2 tu, aku tak mintak pon... padahal suara aku paling kuat aku rasa



apsal ko wat muke sembelit busu? jeles la tu...
aku tau la ko skang ni YB cikun, tapi tak payah la nak wat tangan tunjuk best macam dapat projek 2 juta wat bustop...


kot2 la ada orang baca blog ni dan teringin nak tengok yuna nyanyi, nah 3 video aku kasik yang pagi tadi punya...