heretic sedative

selamat hari raya...

2009-09-18T11:10:00.003+08:00

sesal dahulu pendapatan...

2009-08-25T09:14:00.000+08:00

selamat berpuasa...

2009-08-21T16:04:00.000+08:00

penoreh telur...

2009-08-12T21:57:00.006+08:00

Toreh 'anu' kawan

Oleh Ridzuan Ahmad
am@hmetro.com.my

ALOR STAR: Disebabkan tidak puas hati hanya memperoleh 50 sen selepas memeras ugut rakan sekelas, seorang murid tahun satu sanggup bertindak ganas dengan menoreh buah zakar rakannya dengan sebilah pisau lipat di sebuah sekolah kebangsaan di bandar raya ini, tengah hari kelmarin.

baca selanjutnya di sini

dahulukala:

budak2 sekolah kalau bergaduh, kira biasa lah... kalau budak lelaki balik sekolah baju kotor2, mesti sebab bergaduh kat padang, tak puas hati kena tackle lebih2 ke apa...

zaman 1malaysia:

budak darjah 1 pow duit classmate - agak normal

budak darjah 1 pukul classmate sebab tak bagi duit - agak ganas

budak darjah 1 toreh testis classmate sebab 50sen - ???

apa lah nak jadi dengan budak2 sekarang ni... takut betul aku... baru darjah 1 tapi sampai tahap boleh paksa kawan bukak seluar, pastu toreh "anu" ngan pisau lipat... naik menengah tak tau la apa yang nak ditoreh pulak...

tapi aku tak salahkan sepenuhnya kat budak tu... macam apa yang berita tu tulis, mak budak "penoreh telur" tu boleh buat dek je dengan apa yang terjadi... menepati logik akal la anak dia jadi macam tu, sel2 otak tak bersambung sebab tak minum enfagrow agaknya... ntahla...

semakin hari semakin takut aku nak ada anak sendiri...

32 and counting...

2009-08-11T10:32:00.003+08:00

marilah kita sama2 amalkan doa yang aku cilok kat sini ni... mudah2an kita semua senantiasa di bawah peliharaan dan perlindungan Nya, dijauhkan dari segala jenis penyakit dan bala termasuklah h1n1... amin...

sorry la kat org2 yang terkejut tengok mask aku ni hihi...

kisah cinta orang eskimo...

2009-08-06T14:31:00.004+08:00

this song should be the OST for Brokeback Mountain sequel...

choki's 2nd batch...

2009-07-25T12:09:00.003+08:00

tersenyum girang selepas selesai melahirkan...

ibu yg sedang menyusukan sedang disusukan...

batalion kedua askar choki diraja...

iDOLA ku...

2009-07-24T17:08:00.001+08:00

objek yg dipegang najib di atas lah yang menyibukkan diriku sejak kebalakangan ini...

my name is randy...

2009-06-29T01:06:00.000+08:00

aku tau show ni dah outdated gile, tapi baru2 ni je aku start tengok dan addicted sampai dah 3 season aku marathon... dulu time tayang kat ntv7 cam tak menarik sekali dah tengok banyak2 episod syok plak...

Michael Jackson - 1958-2009...

2009-06-26T11:10:00.001+08:00

michael jackson had passed away from cardiac arrest a few hours ago... he was 1 of my favourite singer ever since i was a kid... i was growing up listening to his songs, watching his awesomeness via vhs... in the 80's, he was really something... his kind of music, provocative dance moves and mind blowing music videos are way beyond its time... plus his songs are so universal, anybody can relate to each and everyone of them... whether you are filthy rich or homeless poor, deeply in love or submerged in hate, well taken care off or just simply being ignored...

although in the recent years his weirdness kinda overcomes his stardom, his songs still captures the hearts of millions around the world, including me... there was a rumour few years back that he converted to Islam, don't know for sure if it was for real or not... nevertheless, may the Almighty bless his soul, and may he rests in peace...

here's are some of his songs that i like the most... there are many others that i like, but embedding are not allowed by its uploaders in youtube... thanks for the nice music, dear jacko... there's a vast different between someone who sings with the mic, and those who sings with their soul... there might be another elvis or marley one day, but there will never be another MICHAEL JACKSON...

more news here

bye TCRS, hi MIMOS...

2009-06-22T14:09:00.000+08:00

yesterday was my last day working with chicken rice shop... it was an unforgettable experience for me though it was only a 6-week period of part time job... made lots of friends, met all sort of people and learnt so many new things...

starting next wednesday, i'll be in Mimos for my practical training... don't know much on what to expect being an engineering intern, but 1 thing for sure, next 6-month will include many observations, plenty of testings and tonnes of calculations... no more taking orders and wiping tables for me... sigh...

siapa yg patut aku ikut?

2009-06-20T01:01:00.003+08:00

aku dalam dilema... dulu time ambik lesen, instructor ajar kat simpang kena berhenti sebelum garisan putih... tapi yg aku tengok depan mata tadi ni lain pulak... siapa yang patut aku ikut, yang mengajar atau yang menyaman?

100th post...

2009-06-13T01:59:00.005+08:00

this is my 100th post (including 2 posts which are still unpublished)... never imagined that i will stay blogging this long, since i have never stayed long in anything that i am into through out my life...

i guess it's a double celebration for me today... firstly, to commemorate my 100th post, i am hereby officially opening my blogshop, Wardrone Wardrobe... only got a couple of things to sell for now, but more items will be uploaded in due time... mostly are my pre-owned stuffs... do check it out...

secondly, uitm result was out yesterday, and thanks to the Almighty, i managed to get a gpa of 3.92... what a relief... alhamdulillah...

penantian itu satu penyeksaan...

2009-06-11T17:59:00.002+08:00

kenapa mesti tak pernah betul2 on time macam yg dijanjikan? gaerogiheor;ghnalkgnao

chelaka lah kamu!

2009-06-09T02:35:00.005+08:00

aku blogwalking tadi, terjumpa lubuk gambar ngeri, chelaka.com namanya... memang celaka lah gambar2 dalam tu, stok gore sampai membawa ke igauan ngeri, serius... tapi, yang aku tak berapa nak ngeri, tapi sedih cam nak nangis tengok adalah gambar2 ni...

Teknik Membunuh Kucing Kejam Gila Bangsat

1. Posisikan anak kucing anda dalam keadaan mengiring

2. Pijak dengan bersahaja dengan mengalihkan berat badan ke kaki sebelah lagi

3. Tekan dengan sekuat hati tanpa rasa bersalah sampai biji mata kucing tersembul keluar

4. Gesek sehingga lumat. Tambah sedikit gula jika perlu.

ayat2 tu aku tambah2, dalam web asal ada pic je... bukan nak melawak, tapi nak lepaskan geram... aku tak boleh bayang camne ada manusia berakal (dari kasut high heels tu aku rasa cukup membuktikan pelaku tu bukan dari kategori kurang akal, gila atau belum mumaiyiz) yang sanggup buat camtu...

Nabi s.a.w bersabda: "Sesiapa yang menyeksa haiwan dengan mengerat, mengoyak, mencabut atau mengelar mana-mana anggotanya, maka ditimpakan atasnya laknat Allah dan Malaikat serta manusia semuanya." - Ibn Umar r.a Sumber: JAKIM

jadi jutawan dengan hanya menjual nama...

2009-06-07T08:44:00.000+08:00

hanya gambar hiasan. tiada kena mengena dengan yang hidup, dah mati atau sedang sakaratul maut

aku kini bergelar jutawan hanya dengan menjual namaku di sini...

nama best memang mahal, itu fakta hakiki

And that's when the fight started....

2009-06-03T16:27:00.000+08:00

ctrl+C ctrl+V from here

Joke #1:

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke #2:

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke #3:

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke #4:

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy shit. That must be my husband!'

So the man jumped out of the bed, scared and naked, and jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke#5:

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for$14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke#6:

A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me acompliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke#7:

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first."I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Naaah, she can order for herself." I replied.

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke #8:

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' said my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke #9:

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silverhair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke #10:

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke #11:

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke #12:

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And that's when the fight started....

akan datang...

2009-05-31T10:35:00.001+08:00

aku baru lepas tengok cerita hantu Thai, Coming Soon... cerita hantu Thai memang jarang mengecewakan bagi aku, berbanding cerita2 hantu jepun @ korea yang boleh membuatkan aku terlelap, pastu terjaga untuk terkejut, kemudian sambung terlelap balik... dan filem Coming Soon ni adalah hasil karya screenwriter untuk Shutter yang popular dulu tu... memang tertarik menarik kau memang da' bomb lah aku nak tengok...

bagi yang belum tengok, secara ringkasnya cerita ni berkisar pasal hantu yang muncul dekat panggung wayang (bukan punggung ayam, baca betul2)... aku bersyukur sgt2 cerita ni baru sekarang ni keluar... kalau filem ni tayang time aku kerja GSC Sunway Carnival Seberang Jaya dulu, alamatnya hantar surat resign la aku... time kerja situ dulu, memang agak seram la kalau round hall sorang2 pas midnight show... pukul 2-3 pagi, tempat luas dan gelap pastu kau dok berjalan turun naik tangga sorg2, memang meremangkan bulu2 karpet... nasib baik time tu takde plak terbayang scene2 yang ada cam dalam cerita ni *..*"

kesimpulannya, kalau dok rumah sorg2 takde pe nak layan dan rasa nak ditakut2kan, sila la tonton cerita ni... kalau pasni trauma nak masuk panggung wayang, kira ok la, jimat duit... tiket wayang mahal woooo, pastu dah beli senang2 je steward kat entrance tu koyak dengan muka takde perasaan kasih sesama insan...

teringin nak bela kucing comel? jawapannya di sini!

2009-05-25T18:24:00.006+08:00

choki mengandung lagi... nak tak nak, aku terpaksa let go anak2 dia sket... kepada sesiapa yang berminat boleh la contact aku kat chatbox atau comments...

bagi free tak dapat la memandangkan aku pon tak berincome lagi, dan kucing2 zaman sekarang ni faham2 la, bukan cam kucing zaman mak bapak kita bela dulu... tapi tak la mahal cam beli kat kedai kan, sekadar cukup untuk menampung perbelanjaan choki dan anak2 baru nanti...

kepada beginners, boleh la try... syok wo bela kucing... nak2 plak bela sampai beranak cam aku bela choki dulu, seronot nyia ^_^ sekarang dah tinggal 3 ekor, so kalau nak maklumat lanjut sila tinggalkan pesanan selepas nada beep k? cepat sementara stok masih ada!

aksi meniarap ala mengendap jiran

ni gambar time nak buat ic dulu

posing ala artis2 tepi swimming pool dalam majalah mangga tayang buah mangga

owh silap... kucing yg ni tak jual... sekadar gambar hiasan ~_~

produktiviti asas kualiti...

2009-05-22T03:56:00.004+08:00

sebelum ni aku tak pernah tau plak yang kucing pon ada morning sickness, tapi selepas baca dalam web dan jadi kat choki masa first pregnancy dulu, baru aku percaya... selera makan pon bertambah2 sebab berbadan enam...

minggu lepas choki muntah2... alamatnya dalam 2 bulan lagi anak2 kucing aku dapat adik baru la... mesti batch baru ni pon gelap2 gak sebab suspek utama kucing bapa adalah si hitam homeless yang selalu datang bertandang usha2 choki... mentang2 la choki diva tervogue area ni, memilih betol... nak barang baek je... lambat laun nak kena neuter jugak choki ni...

dah nak dapat adik pon menyusu lagi, pe cite?

gambar lama ni, muka masih suci... sekarang ni dah macam harimau aku tengok...

ni mom's carbon copy, muka sebijik cam choki...

kalau choki tak buat muka mata pedih potong bawang tu mesti boleh nampak persamaan wajah dorg...

aksi panas oleh choki, kanak2 sila tengok tempat lain...

dia ni dah duk umah akak aku, rasa kaya la tu tidur camtu...

proses buat muka kesian mintak makan lagi padahal baru pas mencekik, jangan terpedaya...

sekolahku sorgaku...

2009-05-16T13:37:00.004+08:00

image taken from here

semalam, aku telah dipaksa oleh Ashkut untuk bermain futsal bersama2 dengan member2 sekolah lama aku dulu... sejak habis sekolah 9 tahun yang lepas, ni la 1st time aku join mende2 ala reunion camni... bukan sombong, tapi aku segan ngan budak2 sekolah aku... dorang semua dah berkerjaya, aku masih "sekolah"... yang ada semalam, Hardcore - doktor di HUKM, Trasher - QA di Osram, Tak Sang - tokey kedai spek, Ayim - PTD, Aboy - akauntan, Maru - juruaudit... gila gempak semua... nasib baik la ada Ashkut ngan Ayam yang still kat UiTM cam aku... so tak la segan sangat...

memang cam bodoh main futsal 4 sebelah tanpa keeper sebab tak cukup orang... tapi aku still enjoy... video ada tapi tak boleh upload sebab banyak sangat caci maki yang tak sesuai untuk pembaca bawah umur... mulut longkang semuanya, mencarut aje kerja... teringat balik zaman sekolah yang memang bahagia walaupun senantiasa dihambat warden... lepas penat main futsal, penat gelak plak... semua masing2 bukak cerita lama... pasal Ayam ngan Gabus kantoi rokok tapi tak petik nama2 lain dan siap boleh tawar menawar lagi ngan warden berapa hari nak gantung, pasal Trasher curi buah, dan paling best pasal TakSang makan tanah kena belasah ngan senior... malam tu memang sejarah, tercetus revolusi...

kisahnya, sekolah aku cam bodoh, amat mementingkan senioriti... semua benda form 4 tak boleh buat... baju kena masuk dalam, gi kelas tak boleh lalu shortcut, cam bodoh... asal wat hal, malam2 kena a tarik ngan form 5... tengok nasib la, kadang kena sekolahkan, kadang kena "motor", nasib tak baik kena belasah... time yang TakSang makan tanah tu, form 5 ramai2 tarik dia gi padang belasah ramai2... tak tahan punya pasal, kitorang yang form 4 ni pakat serang balik, masing2 bawak apa yang tercapai dek tangan... besi, kayu, hanger semua ada... ambik kau form 5 lari bersepah, kena kejar ngan "adik2 junior"... puas hati gila... merasa cepuk senior... kaw2 kena mana yang sempat dalam gelap pukul 3 pagi tu...

kesokan harinya, sepuluh orang form 4 kena panggil gi mahkamah warden, termasuk la aku... cam bodoh, nak bela kawan kena pukul, alih2 kitorng yang kena masuk mahkamah, konon perancang la... nasib baik tak kena gantung ke pe... tapi lepas tu memang form 5 tak kacau kitorg dah, tak nak tuck-in ke, nak lalu shortcut ke, nak fly ke, tu kitorg punya pasal... tau pon kecut...

dalam banyak2 era, era zaman sekolah la paling best kecuali erra fazira... kalau boleh rewind, aku nak kembali ke zaman tu... tak payah fikir pasal duit, belajar pon lebih kurang, enjoy je setiap masa, tanpa ada rasa tanggungjawab... harap2 anak aku nanti tak hadapi zaman sekolah cam aku, biar dia jadi budak baik yang bertemankan buku dan library sahaja...

siri seram2 kuku: penunggu...

2009-05-14T02:43:00.005+08:00

semenjak aku habis sekolah, macam2 kerja aku pernah buat... walaupun part time dan tempoh masa paling lama pon 6 bulan, tapi cukup banyak memberi kesan pada aku... antara pekerjaan yang bertuah sebab dapat aku untuk melaksanakannya:

sales assistant - 2 supermarket yang berbeza, satu dah bangkrap anak taukey songlap $
general worker kilang - skop kerja meliputi sesimple housekeeping hingga secomplicated pasang mesin sebesar rumah, kenangan manis pernah terpaksa kerja dari 8pagi - 2pagi nonstop
pump attendant - hijau merah baru lama, tahap bangla
language counselor - position cam gempak kan? padahal hanyalah salesman penjual alat bantuan belajar bahasa ala linguafon
paper checker - untuk Kumon bukan kuman, kerja senang gila tanda kerja rumah budak sekolah rendah
brader burger - pencapaian terbaik aku adalah setting 27 daging special serentak, ada bran?
banquet staff - jadi kuli hotel bagi makan cina kahwin dan annual dinner kilang
steward - bukan dalam kapal terbang tapi panggung wayang, yang koyak tiket korang beli mahal2 dan bawak torch light ke hulu ke hilir dalam gsc seberang jaya dulu tu aku la
waiter - Secret Recipe Taman Universiti Skudai, Fisherman's Grill Sg Ara Penang, Renela Cafe Sek9 Shah Alam dan terkini The Chicken Rice Shop Bukan Sekadar Nasi Ayam pok3

hari ini, genap seminggu aku kerja sebagai penunggu aka waiter di The Chicken Rice Shop plaza shah alam... part time je, rm4 sejam... dari duduk saja cuti2 sem ni, baik aku kerja... dapat duit tu memang lah motivasi utama, tapi selain daripada tu, pada aku banyak kebaikan buat kerja part time time2 cuti belajar ni...

pertama sekali, pengalaman la... duduk dalam tempurung kelas tu memang lah dapat ilmu, tapi setakat tu je la... ilmu untuk hidup takkan dapat nya... pengalaman paling best, aku pernah survive 2 minggu makan roti burger expired sahaja tiap2 hari... cam mat saleh makan roti je tak makan nasi, sengkek punya pasal... time kerja jugak dapat bergaul dengan macam2 jenis orang, macam2 tahap pemikiran... otak ada sikit bukak la...

aku paling suka kerja waiter, sebab kerja ni boleh melatih kesabaran... apa kau ingat senang nak tahan maki kalau salah hantar order? itu belum kira tumpahkan air atas customer lagi... tapi itu semua dugaan2 zaman dolu2, time awal2 aku berkecimpung dalam seni menatang juadah ni... sekarang alhamdulillah takde silap ambik order atau tumpah2 dah... dan aku juga semakin sabar, dah kurang baran dari dulu... dolu2 tau nak meletup je, tak padan kecik...

aku juga menyalahgunakan kerja part time untuk berlatih bercakap, build up soft skills and confidence level... dulu aku agak malu nak bercakap dengan orang tak kenal, especially dalam english... sekarang alhamdulillah boleh la sket2... setakat nak kencing mat saleh sesat tu boleh la... dan aku juga boleh praktis mandarin aku, maklumlah dan 14 tahun aku tinggalkan SRJK (C) Chung Ching kesayangan aku tu... paling best time jadi waiter dan ada customer cina yang tak tau aku faham apa dia cakap... macam2 rahsia boleh dengar... manyak syiok...

banyak lagi sebenarnya kebaikan buat part time ni, tapi aku tulis panjang2 pon bukan ada orang nak baca sangat... apa2 pon nasihat aku kepada yang masih belajar, cari la kerja part time time2 cuti ni walaupun bapak kau kaya raya, tahap ada Hummer tapi pakai untuk angkat buah sawit atau mempergunakan wang kertas untuk balut tembakau bikin lenteng... sesungguhnya pengalaman hidup itu tidak dapat dijual beli, ia tiada di tepian pantai, iman adalah mutiara... tak percaya tanya kumpulan Raihan...

anda kuat kentut? salurkan ia kepada penjana kuasa turbin angin

2009-05-10T02:56:00.004+08:00

memandangkan aku masih gagal beatbox, nampak gayanya nak nena tukar strategi ke fartbox pulak... serius kentut aku boleh buat macam2 bunyi, siap boleh tukar2 key lagi...

finding a good friend in a bad place...

2009-05-07T14:01:00.000+08:00

it's damn easy to find a movie that makes me laugh, but ones that me smile only comes by once in a while...

watching The Shawshank Redemption made me smile all the way... i know the movie is quite old, being released in 1994, but i never get the guts to watch it before... movies that won too many awards somehow scares me...

i never thought that a movie about prison life, can be full of life and as aspiring as this one... it's like watching three different movies in the same time (not because of the total running time of more than 2 hours, but due to its interesting plots and good storyline)... i guess stephen king is not only good in writing ghost stories and mysteries after all... casting Morgan Freeman as Red was already a good idea, but having him to do the narration as well was brilliant... it wouldn't be the same if it was done by Andy himself...

i was having a hard time to choose which line is my favourite in this movie, since every single thing that came out of their mouth means something... however, these are a few points to ponder...

Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane. -Red

Get busy living, or get busy dying. -Andy

antara Wawasan 2020, Islam Hadhari dan 1Malaysia...

2009-05-05T04:32:00.002+08:00

image taken from here

post aku kali ini tiada kena mengena pon dengan ideologi2 macam dalam tajuk tu... saja bikin gempak selibriti sket... apa yang aku nak tulis adalah tentang industri muzik malaysia sekarang ni... poyo, aku sedar ~_~"

aku pernah mengalami satu fasa suatu masa dahulu di mana aku tak layan langsung lagu melayu yang baru keluar (lagu2 oldies masih layan)... zaman tu sekitar 1998-2000... era industri muzik meriah dengan band2 "sampah" dengan lagu meleleh jiwang-tahap-karat-kaw2-kena-grind-baru-hilang punya... band macam Budak Kacamata (sangat menjengkelkan untuk orang2 rabun cam aku), New Boyz (ye, aku tau tomok juara OIAM), GT Boyz (lagu apa diorang nyanyi pon aku tak pernah tau) dan semua band yang bermula dengan huruf "S" (Scoin, Scan, Spoon, Senduk, Selipar, Senggugut dan sebagainya)... Jangan kata nak layan, baru dengar intro pon dah nak terjeluak...

oleh sebab kadar menyampah yang membuak2 time tu, aku rasa bukan aku sorang je tapi ramai lagi yang beralih ke produk2 dari seberang, untuk lagu2 berbahasa melayu (indon kira bahasa melayu la kan, kembar tak seiras)... kena pulak time tu dengan melly goeslow, ari lasso, dewa, peterpan dan banyak lagi artis sana tengah naik... maka, terpisah la aku kejap dengan industi muzik tanahair...

tapi, sejak 2-3 tahun ni, lagu2 tempatan berjaya menambat hati dan telinga aku balik... terima kasih kepada band2 indie cam Estranged, Hujan dan MUH; singer-songwriter cam aizat, malique dan yuna, aku kembali mendengar lagu2 melayu tempatan... aku masih lagi minat lagu2 orang putih dan yang tak berapa nak putih, tapi indon memang dah kurang sangat2... kalau ada pon Ungu dan Letto, sebab lagu dorang mengingatkan aku yang selalu leka...

berikut adalah beberapa lagu tempatan (bahasa melayu dan Inggeris) yang membuktikan industri muzik kita telah bebas dari jangkitan virus leleh, secara serius (read: seriously)...

serius mula2 dengar lagu ni aku ingat nidji yang nyanyi...

aku agak boleh tahan menyampah dengan orangnya, tapi lagu2 dia agak boleh tahan layan...

dorang ni memang otai, aku layan dari sekolah... tapi lagu2 sekarang ni mellow semacam je, tak semeriah album 1.2mg dan butter worth pushful... gila tua loque, dah macam karam singh walia aku tengok... kalau rajin baca la "berita2" kat bawah tu, lawak yang sinikal...

kalau tak tau, mamat vocalist ni la yang kahwin ngan anak raja bahrin tu... kalau raja bahrin pon tak kenal, pergi duduk terengganu selama beberapa bulan atau kembali ke tahun 1992...

lagu ni best tapi version asal aku tak berapa suka... international version ni manyak syiok...

akhir kata, belilah barangan buatan malaysia dan bahasa jiwa bangsa... demi negara yang tercinta, ku curahkan bakti penuh, setiaaaaaaaaaa... (aku masih hafal lagu ni, tak percaya nanti aku tulis full lyrics)

being suspicious is not a crime... review on Taken (spoiler alert!)

2009-04-30T12:15:00.000+08:00

I have always been a fan of Liam Neeson, he is just so damn cool ... he played Ra's al Ghul (Batman Begins), Godfrey of Ibilin (Kingdom of Heaven), Priest Vallon (Gangs of New York), Qui-Gon Jinn (The Phantom Menace) and many more roles that can be considered as supportive characters, but nevertheless still leaves a big impact on the whole story line...

but in Taken, Liam Neeson is no longer the noble mentor as in the previous films mentioned... In this movie, he is a retired special agent who's daughter was kidnapped by a sex slave trade gang... at the beginning, i wasn't expecting that much action from this movie, but man, he did went rambo and cold-bloodedly kills everyone who gets in his way... for a 56-year-old man, he really kicks ass ... it was enjoyable, breathtaking and a heart warming movie... as far as i know, it's no longer in the cinemas... so if you wanna watch it, go get the dvd, torrent it or something...

enough about the movie, i guess that there are no limits when it comes to save the one's you love (especially when you are an ex-agent of course)... but in the real world, there is nothing much to do when one's child is kidnapped... you went to the nearby balai and made a police report, and then wait... and wait... and wait... remember nurin jazlin jazimin? or sharlinie, just to name a few... there are many more out there who are still missing... but what are the authorities doing about it? waiting for lelaki kucing to come up front and confess, i guess...

i can't wait to have the children of my own, but to raise them in the current Malaysia is something that i am afraid of... may the Almighty protect us and all our beloved ones from all the sick paedophiles, kidnappers or whatever culprits who are into this kind of shit... amin...

wtf's of the day: "If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you..."

back in the days when there were only 3 channels on tv...

2009-04-29T07:42:00.000+08:00

there was a time when ASTRO means nothing more than a word that can be combined with NAUT... the only thing that Malaysia has to offer was free tv... and with such limited channels to choose from, we have to endure all these ads and PSAs...

zaman ni bas boleh transform jadi lori sampah...

and since we have watched too many ads, we could memorize each and every line in its songs... and some even made parody versions!

tak boleh blah mamat 2 orang ni... kalah man belon...

belajar sampai mampos...

2009-04-26T05:28:00.004+08:00

Gambar Hiasan: Lawatan sambil belajar Toseicat Dolls ke Batu Caves

aku rasa sekarang ni bilal surau ar-rayyan depan ni mesti tengah setting2 mic sambil buat sound check nak azan subuh kejap lagi...

aku pulak belum tidur2 lagi, bukan tak nak, tapi baru lepas tutup buku study manufacturing... esok paper final last aku untuk sem ni... dua paper final je pon sem ni, tapi busy mengalahkan calon PRU yang mula tak senang duduk sebab pihak lawan dah start edar "wang saguhati"... course work sem ni memang bertimbun, 7 subjek berlawan2 bagi assignment dan report... terasa amat gagah aku sebab berjaya hantar semua... markah belakang kira, janji usaha tip-top...

kalau ikutkan kiraan umur aku yang dah mencecah 26 tahun ni, sepatutnya sekarang ni aku sama ada tengah tidur peluk bini, tak pun tengah bancuh susu anak... ikutkan hati, memang bosan belajar lagi dah tua bangka ni, tapi nak buat macam mana, salah aku jugak belajar tak habis dulu... sekarang ambik kau ubat, ambik mc sekali pon boleh...

menyesal memang menyesal, tapi pada aku kalau perjalanan hidup kita ini terlalu lancar, takde sangkut mana2, mesti cam ada yang tak kena... mesti rasa diri cam bagus sangat, sama cam apa yang aku rasa sebelum aku kena buang Universiti Tendang Menendang dulu... bila dah berdebuk jatuh, baru nak meraung sakit...

tapi, apa2 pon aku pegang kata2 the harder you fall, the higher you'll bounce... gagal sekali tak bererti gagal selamanya kan... apa yang penting, kerjasama kata wonderpets... kalau tak dapat status 'diberhentikan' dulu tu, alamat mati hidup balik la aku tak merasa dapat foflet... everything happens for a reason... andai kata dah memang ditakdirkan aku grad umur 27 untuk sekeping kertas berautografkan dekan, aku redha... apa ingat orang tua tak boleh jadi jurutera berkaliber?

seriously, the next american idol...

2009-04-25T05:28:00.002+08:00

he looks a lot like Cheeseburger Eddy from The Longest Yard and White Chicks... but that guy can sing... well, sort of...

modern day mozarts - Nathan 'Flutebox" Lee...

2009-04-17T21:43:00.004+08:00

this bald dude is just incredible... beatboxing is already damn hard, but he can play flute and beatboxing, both in the same time... how cool is that? plus the intro is so soothing, like a kitaro or something... and the Knight Rider's theme song is so real, even KIT will love it!

wtf's of the day: can't wait to get my hands on guitar hero Metallica...

berlibur sambil beramal @ Rumah Amal Limpahan Kasih...

2009-04-14T12:56:00.008+08:00

19 april (ahad) ni shireen alyssa (my lovely niece) akan menyambut hari lahir nya yg ke-5 di Rumah Amal Limpahan Kasih (Puchong) sambil meraikan anak2 di sana... pelbagai aktiviti ada dalam rancangan untuk menghiburkan kanak2 (both guests and residents) seperti mini golf, magnet fishing, ring toss, face painting, musical chairs, apple in a pot dan banyak lagi...

jadi bagi sesiapa yg cam takde keje nak wat hari tu atau memang nak berseronok sambil beramal, jom la join weh... jaga booth games... serius seronok bila tengok bdk2 enjoy... for further info, pls contact my sis shila @ 0102255457 or alyssa'a blog...

so apa tunggu lagi... bawak semua kawan2, bf2, gf2, husbands, wives, anaks, cucus yang ada... kita jumpa di sana di sana di saaaaaaaannnnnaaaaaaaaaaa...

click here for a larger map

funniest indian guy: russell peters...

2009-04-13T03:52:00.001+08:00

that "blur" face he made on 0:40 is priceless...

awas duit palsu...

2009-04-09T11:07:00.000+08:00

originally from here

kat ofis mane la dorg ni agak2 nya... kalau pejabat kerajaan pon ada yg camni, aku tak pelik la kenapa borang selalu lambat proses ^_~

more pics here

skema jawapan penilaian tahap 1 Tabika Kemas...

2009-04-08T03:30:00.002+08:00

atas ni bukan gambar hiasan... ni aku di tahun 1984 bulan julai (ada tulis pon kat situ, saje je nak ulang balik... ingat senang ke sekeping gambar nak survive 25 tahun?) aku ketika kecik, amatlah banyak cakap... semua ahli keluarga terdekat pon tau... semangat ingin tahu aku melampaui batas usia... kalau aku dengar @ baca apa2 perkataan yang aku tak tau maksud, siapa2 yang ada di sekeliling aku akan jadi mngsa, dan selalunya adalah mak dan kakak aku... abang2 aku dok asrama, kalau ada pon jarang layan aku... jadi tinggallah mak dan kak aku melayan soalan2 cepumas aku...

pada suatu hari masa aku umur 4tahun, aku tengok drama swasta yang tak membina minda... sekarang semua drama swasta kot, dulu lain sebab ada sesetengah drama yang orang2 kerajaan jadi pengarah, penerbit, pelakon, boom, make-up artist dan driver van production house... (aku bantai je, aku pon tak tau kenapa dulu drama2 dipanggil "drama swasta") nak dijadikan cerita, ada la dalam dialog drama tu sebut "pelacur"...

aku yang naif dan daif pun bertanyalah kepada mak aku yang memang penonton setia drama2 camtu (dulu la, sekarang ni layan Jelita, Spa-Q dan cerita yang ada watak Rado, sekejap mati sekejap hidup sekejap buta tu, tak tau tajuk pe)...

"mak, pelacur tu ape?" tanya aku dengan penuh perasaan...

"pelacur tu perempuan jahat..."

"jahat camne? merompak ke?" tanya aku lagi tanpa belas kasihan...

"tak, dia selalu keluar malam, pastu hisap rokok..." jawab mak aku, berdasarkan kelakuan watak tu masa aku tanya...

(kepada perempuan yang hisap rokok jangan la terasa plak k? zaman dulu perempuan merokok sangat rare... so apa2 watak perempuan jahat dalam tv akan dimulakan degan aksi perempuan seksi pegang rokok hembus asap... stereotype)

ok, maklumat diterima... saving data...

beberapa hari pastu, aku ternampak seorang wan, bukan wan kamarudin-ape-kejadah edisi siasat tu, tapi wan @ nenek... (orang pahang panggil nenek tu wan kalau nak tau... kalau nak tau la kan, kalau tak nak tak payah la baca lagi, gi la baca siri bercakap dengan jin tamar jalis ke, buku sifir ke pe...) wan tu tengah bersantai dengan dedikasi nya atas pangkin depan rumah dia, sambil menyedut rokok daun...

"definasi" pelacur yang baru download tu terus run dalam otak aku, sepantas milisaat... tanpa segan silu balik tu aku bagitau mak aku...

"wan tu pelacur kan?"

kesian orang tua tu kena fitnah... nasib baik la tak tersebar keliling kampung...

wtf's of the day: katakanlah yang benar, meskipun ia pahit...

janji melayu @ janji keling?

2009-04-06T17:32:00.004+08:00

aku agak tertekan tadi... apa perasaan korg kalau lecturer janji suruh wat presentation ari selasa, tapi alih2 isnin dah suruh present? dengan slide tak siap, nk cerita pe? buat wayang kulit? aku ni dah memang kulit ngan tulang je ada, memang real a kalau wat wayang kulit pakai projector tu...

nasib baik la undi, terkena turn untuk esok... bengang2, balik tengok klip ni, hilang sengal aku...

wtf's of the day: sayangilah gigi anda... gunalah sensodyne

modern day heroes - Nick Vujicic...

2009-04-05T17:22:00.003+08:00

i complain all the time... not tall enough, not smart enough, not good looking at all, and the list goes on... i guess it is a norm for us to take things for granted... it is hard to be satisfied of what you got, when all the people around you emphasizes on perfections...

just when i think i have much to complain, a friend suggested me to watch this video...

wtf's of the day: now, are you gonna finish strong?

two pictures say two thousand words...

2009-04-04T19:27:00.000+08:00

need i say more? my little kitty had said it all...

anu yang patah jangan simpan dalam botol...

2009-04-03T23:13:00.000+08:00

first of all, i am not gay. definitely 100% sure i am as straight as a ruler...

so what really have taken over most of our local producers? everyone is like competing with each other on who will make a better gay drama @ movie... when there are plenty more topic that they could(should) choose, they opt for something as wicked as this... if you wanna make something based on the same idea while injecting humour in it, like the ever so famous Sutun, then it is still acceptable... but making movies with title as dark as Anu Dalam Botol, that is just plain ridiculous... what are you trying to preach? something like if you love somebody so much (which is from the same gender), you should cut off your genitals and put it in a bottle? for what? shelf's display?

we are way different from hollywood... they can make films about anything, and still make it look good... it is not that i worship their movies or something, but that is how things really are... i am homophobic (though i do crack a few jokes here and there about homosexuality), but still, i found Milk is a good movie to watch... just when i thought Sean Penn can only act really damn good playing thugs and retarded guy (Mystic River & I Am Sam), there he was in Milk, being a gay dude, homo to the bone, like he was absolutely gay even in the real world... and that movie did taught me something about perseverance, persistence and determination... gays really never give up, don't they... btw, the movie was based on a true story... and that is really something...

wtf's of the day: "...And no offense meant, if it were true that children mimic their teachers, then we would have had hell of a lot more nuns running around!" - Harvey Milk

selangkah ke alam angker...

2009-04-02T04:38:00.003+08:00

duduk asrama time sekolah memang syiok habis... siapa2 yang pernah tinggal di asrama, mesti takkan terlepas dari dengar pasal cerita hantu... atau bagi yang memang bernasib "baik" dapat jumpa @ tengok sendiri depan mata... ada yang jumpa keranda terbang la, bebola api la... kerandut terbang ngan bebola sotong terbang je yang takde...

teringat dulu kat sekolah, member aku nama Kering nampak hantu melekat kat dinding dok usha dia... gila horror... pastu JJ plak nampak hantu kaki 3... sekolah kat ceruk, dalam hutan... jangan kata bertendang, jin2 semua siap main sepak raga bulatan kat area situ aku rasa... 3 tahun sekolah situ dengan pelbagai aktiviti pukul 2 ke atas, macam2 mende kitorang dapat tengok...

tapi yang best, time aku tukar sekolah lain kat melaka... sekolah memang ol'skool... tepi pagar siap ada kubur2 lama zaman hang li po... pernah gak member2 aku Paloh, Leman dan Ayam nampak budak2 kecik bogel main kejar2 kat situ... kalau pukul 5 petang, takde la plak nak jadi seram kan, mana tau anak warden ke pe... tapi kalau dah dekat pukul 5 pagi, apa mende lagi kalau bukan toyol... gila meremang... tu pon tak serik2, masih bernafsu fly balik awal2 pagi...

kat area lab bio kitorg pulak, ada la satu display corridor... kat situ banyak sample2 binatang yang dah diawet, termasuklah janin bayi... tak tau plak dapat kat mana, tapi memang banyak a yang jumpa makhluk bukan2 kat situ... ada yang siap jumpa kepala terbang la, mak janin tu datang nangis2 la... macam2 cerita...

aku dengan Wong pernah balik fly lalu situ, dalam kul 2 pagi kot tak silap aku... sebab tak nak pak guard nampak, time nak lalu tu, aku tutup la suis lampu... sekali tengah jalan, lampu nyala balik... mengelabah la aku nyorok, bajet pak guard yang on... dari tempat aku nyorok tu memang nampak jelas suis lampu... takde plak pak guard kat situ... mungkin dia dah blah, nak sedapkan hati la... tengah aku dok usha suis tu, lampu padam balik, pastu siap nyala balik... kira on-off banyak kali la... meremang bulu pubis... aku ngan wong pon cargas la terus balik dorm, tau dah memang bukan pak guard main lampu tapi "orang" lain...

kat dorm aku pon agak cemerlang la mutu keangkerannya... aku pernah dengar hantu mengilai... serius menggeletar... bunyi bukan dibuat2 oleh budak2 sebab aku tau sangat la suara menyakat ni... sebab yang biasa buat mende2 tu member2 gak... nak kata ringtone, handphone time tu mana la budak sekolah mampu pakai lagi... tahun 1999... kalau ada pon memang jenis yang batu-bata la... rintone kring2 je... malam tu semua memang tidur awal, sok ada ujian selaras... boleh plak aku terjaga, pastu dengar pompuan mengilai gila kuat, pastu makin slow... lega aku sebab dah makin jauh la konon nya...

esoknya aku buat tak tau, malas nak kecoh2... sekali ada budak blok sebelah pon dengar... kira bukan aku sorang je la kena... pastu ada plak teori yang kata, kalau hantu mengilai kuat, maknanya dia jauh... tapi kalau kita dengar perlahan, maknanya dia dekat... kira yang aku dengar kuat ke makin perlahan tu, dia makin dekat la... ntah2 yang paling perlahan tu, dia dok sebelah aku... bukan nya aku nampak sebab selimut satu badan, kecut segala organ hehehe...

ada sekali tu pulak, time pecah masuk bilik warden... beberapa hari sebelum tu, barang kitorg banyak kena rampas... seluar jeans, walkman, rokok pe semua... ada la mulut gatal yang cadangkan nak pergi ambik balik... so malam tu kul 2 lebih, berbekalkan plastik sampah dan selimut (wat turun dari syiling, nak terjun gayat), kitorg pon gerak... aku ingat lagi, chem dan trasher siap pakai seluar kadet tak silap aku... bajet komando a haha...

sampai je lokasi, kitorg naik dari syiling tandas sebelah bilik warden... aku standby atas syiling bilik warden, chem dan trasher turun ambik barang... lagi 2 orang, Kapla ngan Arip standby kat tandas tempat naik, kot2 pak guard lalu... so senang la nak cover line... tengah aku seronok tengok 2 ekor tu kutip barang2, Kapla yang standby kat tandas jenguk atas syiling, tengok aku...

"pek..." dia panggil...

"asal?" sahut aku...

"takde pape... " jawab kapla...

pas setel ambik barang, kitorg pon blah... hasil lumayan, penuh satu plastik sampah besar tu... dah macam santa clause... macam2 ada... sampai dorm, aku tanya la kapla, asal panggil aku tadi padahal takde pape nak cakap...

"aku nampak sebelah ko ada sorang lagi dok cangkung... dia dok tengok je ko kat atas syiling tu... aku saje panggil kot2 trasher @ chem sebelah ko... tapi bukan..."

ah sudah... aku dah meremang gila time kapla cerita tu... tegak semua bulu2, memang terpacak... kapla kata dia tak nampak sangat muka "orang" tu sebab cahaya kat situ samar2, tapi memang jelas a dia tu dok tenung aku... takkan bilik warden pon pasang penunggu kot?

april atau kita yang fool?

2009-04-01T01:25:00.002+08:00

originally from risalah fikrah, ctrl+c & ctrl+v from here

April Fool's Day ini mula dirayakan sewaktu kejatuhan kerajaan Islam di Sepanyol. Setelah bertapak berkurun-kurun lamanya di Granada, Sepanyol, kerajaan Islam akhirnya runtuh diserang tentera-tentera Kristian.

Penduduk-penduduk Islam diSepanyol (Moors) terpaksa berlindung di dalam rumah masing-masing untuk menyelamatkan diri. Tentera-tentera Kristian bagaimanapun tidak berpuas hati dan berusaha untuk menghapuskan orang-orang Islam dr Sepanyol.

Penduduk-penduduk muslim ini, diberitahu bahwa mereka boleh berlayar keluar dari Sepanyol dengan selamat bersama-sama barang-barang keperluan mereka dengan menggunakan kapal-kapal yang berlabuh dipelabuhan. Orang-orang Muslim yang risau sekiranya tawaran tersebut merupakan suatu penipuan, telah pergi keperlabuhan untuk melihat kapal-kapal yang dimaksudkan.

Setelah berpuas hati, mereka membuat persiapan untuk bertolak. Keesokan harinya (1April), mereka mengambil semua barangan yang telah disiapkan menuju ke perlabuhan. Pada masa inilah pihak Kristian mengambil kesempatan untuk menggeledah dan kemudian membakar rumah penduduk-penduduk Islam ini.

Mereka juga tidak sempat untuk menaiki kapal kerana semuanya dibakar. Pihak Kristian kemudiannya menyerang kaum muslim dan membunuh kesemuanya, lelaki, perempuan, serta anak-anak kecil. Peristiwa berdarah yang menyedihkan ini kemudiannya diraikan oleh tentera Kristian. Keraian ini akhirnya dirayakan setiap tahun bukan sahaja di Sepanyol tetapi juga di serata dunia.

Yang menyedihkan, orang-orang Islam yang jahil mengenai peristiwa ini turut meraikan April Fool's Day tanpa menyedari mereka sebenarnya merayakan ulang tahun pembunuhan beramai-ramai saudara seIslam mereka sendiri. Semoga Allah sentiasa membuka pintu taubat untuk kita.

wtf's of the day: fakta ke tak, wallahuallam... so amacam? nak sambut gak ke tak?

jangan main belakang...

2009-03-31T12:39:00.002+08:00

sape2 yang mengidap komplikasi prostat, tolong jangan tengok

ever wonder what Iron Man, Boba Fett and Bruce Lee do in their spare time?

2009-03-29T17:26:00.003+08:00

by a stop motion animation genius...

boba fett is gay...

from rags to raja...

2009-03-27T14:11:00.002+08:00

ok fine... i know everybody probably have watched it a few times already, but i've only watched it yesterday... i am pretty sceptical about reviews on box-office movies... and movies that won too many awards kind of bored me to death sometimes... but slumdog millionaire is really something...

there are two types of movies that i like... first, the ones with an unpredictable ending... m night shyamalan is the best director for these sort of things... second, movies that you already know its ending, but how it gets there is the most interesting part... and that is something that you can't just wildly guess...

slumdog millionaire reminds me much of the kite runner... not through its story line, but for the friendship and brotherhood that revolves around it... those little things that you won't get to see in kl drift, cinta fotokopi, anak mami or whatever sh1t that our local moviemakers had served us with... except for this one little movie called pensil which didn't made it big in the cinemas, others are just plain crap... it is acceptable if we are not capable to produce sci-fi movies due to limited funds or expertise... but masterpieces like kite runner, slumdog or pensil won't cost much i guess... doesn't require hi-tech cgi's or overpaid "actors", but all it needs is a good story to tell...

so how ah, david "teh o" & prof mydin? got anymore good-for-nothing movies from you this year? "jangan main belakang" perhaps? ^_*

adakah kerana kain orang lebih cantik?

2009-03-26T03:09:00.008+08:00

orang kita sangat suka jaga tepi kain orang... memang dah macam di encode dalam dna orang kita, dari la zaman pak pandir, sampai zaman kj, mesti nak kena ambik tahu pasal orang lain... tak kira la jiran ke, saudara mara ke, rakan sekerja ke, mesti nak "sibuk-badan"...

semalam ada berita pasal satu family dekat pahang yang nyaris murtad sebab tak tahan kena cerca, hina, buli, dan macam2 lagi dengan jiran, hanya sebab mereka ni miskin... macam ni ke perangai orang melayu yang 99.9% (harap2) islam? sudah lah tak menolong, ditambahkan pula lagi beban dorang tu... ape la... sampai sanggup potong paip air, baling batu semua... macam kaum jahiliyah... malu aku nak mengaku orang pahang...

dan akibat tak tahan dengan tekanan, mereka ni mengambil jalan mudah yang mungkin last resort bagi dorg, untuk tukar agama kepada agama yang memang terkenal dengan "kemurahan hati" itu... mungkin ada sampai "dakyah" agama ni yang memang mewah wang ringgit ke pengetahuan keluarga ni, jadi dah termakan umpan... dan mungkin juga mereka ni agak kurang ilmu, tambah pulak dengan desakan hidup susah, dimeriahkan lagi dengan "sokongan" jiran2 yang "mulia"... memang nampak satu jalan keluar je la kan... nasib baik la ada yang prihatin tolong selamatkan, kalau tak, "selamat" la agama tu dapat sekeluarga penganut baru...

yang terkini, ada plak rakan blog aku ni pon jadi mangsa orang dok jaga tepi kain dia gak... cantik barangkali kain dia ^_- ... dah besar panjang, siap masuk universiti pon, mentaliti masih paras bawah buku lali... cukup la dengan pakaian yang makin singkat, otak pon nak ikut sama ke? ntah la... sampai bila orang kita nak obses dengan kain orang lain, aku pon tak tau... nasib baik la aku selalu pakai seluar, jarang pakai kain ^_-

p/s: hari ni buat pertama kali dalam hidup, aku kebumikan kucing... dengan bantuan busu, ktorg tanam dia belakang rumah... kucing sebelah ni mati petang tadi, setelah sekian lama dia menumpang kat belakang rumah kitorg... ibu dia cam tak amik kisah kat dia, sampai tak cukup menyusu semua... aku bagi susu kotak, tak minum... dah syak dia ni ada penyakit, badan pon lemah je... dari hidup terseksa, mungkin lebih baik dia "balik" je... puteh RIP

diculik yuna selepas tengah malam...

2009-03-23T19:02:00.001+08:00

lagu yang best walaupun agak stalking... meremangkan bebulu ibu jari kaki...

YUNA - After Midnight

After midnight i shall kidnap you from the world
and ill keep you in my room
hush now my love and hold my hand
after midnight i shall take you to a place
where no one else should know of
hush now my love and hold my hand

you are exactly where you're supposed to be
and if they come for you
they would have to find me

stay
keep me awake
keep me amazed
only for today
keep me dazed
my love is yours only

after midnight
i shall stay awake
and if you chose to close your eyes now
hush now my love
i'll watch you sleep

you are exactly where you're supposed to be
and if they come for you
they would have to find me

stay
keep me awake
keep me amazed
only for today
keep me dazed
my love is yours only

kucing terbunuh kerana semangat ingin tahu...

2009-03-20T21:02:00.002+08:00

(Gambar hiasan) choki tidur mati

as the saying goes, curiosity killed the cat... don't know exactly which cat it is referring to (hopefully none of mine ^_-), but surely enough, curiosity had certainly sculptured my life's path...

the Almighty had bestowed me with bright brain when i was a kid... high level of curiosity had driven me to seek whatever knowledge or information that are available around me... with help and guidance from my beloved parents and sister, i was able to read when i was about 3... and before i was 4, i was able to recognize and memorize many well known public figure and great leaders such as Margaret Thatcher, Corazon Aquino, Rajiv Gandhi and some local ministers... i am curious to know on what's happening and who's who in the world... although i do watch cartoons and read comics, but i really love to watch news and read newspapers... for me, it's kinda weird for a 4 year old kid, but that was me, really...

when i was a kid, my abah brings me everywhere, especially when there will also be some prominent faces present... if i'm not mistaken, i was spotted by a reporter while i was reading a newspaper in some occasion in Raub... and he asked me "tengok gambar ke, dik?"... and i replied "tak lah, baca berita..." he just laugh, but as soon as i read every single word in the news, he stopped laughing and took me seriously... so the first interview started, and by april 1987, my story was published in a few local newspapers and i was also a guest in Selamat Pagi Malaysia...

curiosity continues to accompany me to my schooldays... being in a chinese primary school feeds my hunger for new things to learn, especially in language and culture... but in the same time, my curiosity started to harm me... i started smoking at a very young age, which i regretted very much... and i was also into shoplifting... thank god i never got caught... somehow curiosity had ignited me to do these things... but i do not solely blame it on curiosity, me myself is also guilty for whatever i was becoming then...

what i am trying to say is, we do need curiosity in our life... but what's really important is how and where we channel it... i had some up and downs in my life, and i've learnt my lesson the hard way...

anda putus cinta? sms ON TENDABIRU ke 32123

2009-03-17T20:01:00.007+08:00

seperti sadis... amat menyedihkan lagu ni... lagu tangkap leleh dari padhayangan 6, asal usul project pop yang nyanyi lagu ni...

sedih kan? sampai keluar air mata aku tengok klip ni... kalah lagu eddie hamid...

telefon bimbit buatan finland...

2009-03-15T11:29:00.002+08:00

Here are some tips on how to verify the quality of your mobile phones... got from blogwalking of coz... originally from here

type *#06#

After you enter the code you will see a new code contain 15 digits:
43 4 5 6 6 1 0 6 7 8 9 4 3 5

- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 02 or 20 that mean it was Assembly on Emirates which is very Bad quality :(
- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 08 or 80 that mean it's manufactured in Germany which is not bad
- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 01 or 10 that mean it's manufactured in Finland which is Good
- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 00 that mean it was manufactured in original factory which is the best Mobile Quality ... make sure ur hphone is under this no.
- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 13 that mean it was Assembly on Azerbaijan which is very Bad quality and very dangerous for health!!!

mine is 01, manufactured in Finland and considered good... so how's yours?

ulangtahun eh bukan, ulangminggu...

2009-03-14T10:12:00.004+08:00

hari ini genap lah seminggu choki bersalin... 5 orang anak dia, setakat ni alhamdulillah, sihat2 belaka... tapi aku risau gak, sebab choki suka sangat pindah2 anak dia, cam la aku nak curi... mungkin itu dah memang naluri semula jadi ibu kucing...

dan setelah seminggu, baru aku dapat decide nama untuk anak2 choki... hajat di hati nak bagi nama ahli2 korn, tapi dah korn tinggal 3 ekor selepas head dan silveria blah, jadi tak cukup... slipknot plak terlebih ramai... new boyz? aku tau nama tomok sorang je...

fikir punya fikir, PM kita pun dah nak masuk yang ke-6 dah... dapat la idea untuk bagi nama anak2 kucing ni... yang 3 paling aktif (tengah syok menyusu kat dalam pic tu) aku bagi nama aman, ajak dan usin... yang paling banyak bunyi (yang tengah cuba menyelit nak menyusu gak tapi tak dapat2 tu) , chedet... dan yang paling banyak tidur (yang terbaring, sanggup lapar asal dapat tidur tu), sila faham2 sendiri...

lepas ni kalau ada lagi choki beranak, dan yang keluar tu ada mata bertompok sebelah, aku dah tau nak bubuh nama apa...

sepah: juara raja lawak musim ke3...

2009-03-06T23:31:00.005+08:00

aku dah agak dah dari minggu pertama lagi, sepah ni juara... dah la lawak, peserta lain plak ntahapehape... memang cantik benar la, mudah sikit sepah jadi juara... minggu feveret aku, yang lawak bangsawan ni...

aku rasa kalau dorg ni boleh pergi jauh, akan jadi lagi top la dari senario dulu tu... harap2 tak la kekeringan idea pasni... tapi lawak dorg ni agak kasar dan lucah gak la, standard lawak orang bujang... kira bujang lapok era moden la ni...

rintihan hati si ibu tiri...

2009-03-05T12:56:00.009+08:00

Salam sejahtera...

saya dengan ini ingin meluahkan isi hati yang terbuku... baru2 ini hidup saya telah menjadi semakin ceria dengan kehadiran anak tiri menemani diri ini... hidup saya tidak lagi sunyi seperti hari2 terdahulu, semenjak kehadiran dirinya...

namun, keindahan itu singgah hanya seketika di dalam plot kehidupan insan kerdil ini... segala nikmat ditarik balik dalam sekelip mata... anak tiri yang selama ini melengkapkan naluri keibuan, tidak pulang berhari2...

keadaan saya yang kini sarat mengandung telah memburukkan lagi keadaan... semakin hari saya makin sugul dan tertekan... makan tak kenyang, mandi tak basah, tidur tak berdengkur... diharapkan kepada mereka yang ada berjumpa anak tiri saya ini, sudilah kiranya membawa dia balik ke kediaman saya...

kesunyian ini turut dirasai oleh sugardaddy2 saya, iaitu pemuda2 kacak 59@7/78 anjung kristal... mereka terkilan kerana kini tidak lagi berpeluang untuk bergurau senda dengan anak tiri saya...

bantulah saya untuk kembali ceria...

yang binatang;
CHOKI
(bukan nama sebenar)

anak tiri yang dimaksudkan...

termenung jauh terkenangkan dirinya...

di saat2 indah bersama...

tidur yang terganggu dek igauan2 ngeri...

M Nasir vs Yuna...

2009-03-02T17:05:00.002+08:00

setelah sekian lama aku melayan lagu2 m nasir, akhirnya semalam aku berpeluang menikmati alunan suara sifu secara live... ternyata mantap gile... teruja sungguh aku... dah la konsert semalam adalah malam ketiga, tapi tenaga dia menyanyi non-stop untuk 3 jam macam tak reti nak abes...

suara dari lagu 1st sampai la yang last, semua maintain... dengan showmanship dia yang terkenal, lincah terpusing sana sini... penonton yang sing along sambil joget pon baru lepas 1 lagu dah semput, tapi dia masih relak... suara dia tetap suara M Nasir cam dalam kaset@cd@mp3, suara aku plak dah cam M Buasir...

aku rasa semua yang pergi mesti rasa berbaloi, nak2 pulak yang dapat tiket free cam aku... nasib baik la akak aku nak belanja, kalau tak tengok youtube je la aku... tu pon kalau ada yang dapat menangkis serangan usher2 yang mata liar, menyuluh handphone2 perakam dengan sinaran ultra-violet-laser mereka...

buat duit sungguh organizer konsert ni, 3 hari semua sold out...

istana budaya yang tak cam istana pon kat dalam... takde singgahsana @ balairong seri pon...

bodoh punya kamera fon, ntahpape je gamba ko pegi snap...

setel pasal m nasir, pagi tadi aku berpeluang tengok yuna punya live performance pulak... budak tesl ada wat talk bertajuk Empowering The Mind... ada yuna perform punya pasal, aku pergi...

walaupun minah ni tak la sehebat m nasir, tapi vokal best sama macam record... teruja sungguh... mula2 kata nak main 2 lagu je, sekali budak2 semua mintak 1 more, dia pon layankan je la permintaan budak2 tu, aku tak mintak pon... ~~padahal suara aku paling kuat aku rasa~~

apsal ko wat muke sembelit busu? jeles la tu...
aku tau la ko skang ni YB cikun, tapi tak payah la nak wat tangan tunjuk best macam dapat projek 2 juta wat bustop...

kot2 la ada orang baca blog ni dan teringin nak tengok yuna nyanyi, nah 3 video aku kasik yang pagi tadi punya...

amir raja lawak masuk final? nenek aku lagi lawak...

2009-02-28T16:11:00.004+08:00

aku betul2 tak faham dengan orang2 yang sms undi mamat ini... entah apa yang lawak aku pun tak tahu... cakap pun tak lancar... kalau boleh stay lama aku tak pelik lagi, ini boleh sampai masuk final...

tapi kalau dah satu negeri undi dia, aku tak pelik la... memang lah takde kene mengena ngan aku, tapi tak adil bagi peserta lain... patut pun tagline dia "i'm sorry!"...

lawak kau tu buat buang masa dekat bundle boleh la... ngarut

manuFUCKturing...

2009-02-26T22:25:00.003+08:00

aku baru pas abes test manufacturing process... dah beberapa hari aku terlelap pegang nota, menghafal semua fakta2 dan proses2... sampai nak muntah aku tengok bending, forging, recystallization, springback dan macam2 lagi term2 manufacturing ni... penat2 hafal sebab biasenye soalan dalam bentuk essay, sekali yang keluar adalah:

pening pale aku jawab crossword puzzle ni... aku dah la memang tak minat mende2 camni termasuk la rubix cube ke, sudoku ke pe... agak tertekan menjawab... sib bek pas perah2 keluar gak jawapan... yang paling aku tak tahan, soalan2 bonus kat part last:

former capital of myanmar:
capital of libya:
di mana letaknya gunung kalimanjaro:

aku register subject manufacturing process ke, geografi???

ketenangan minda...

2009-02-23T22:05:00.002+08:00

wahai mitshubishi;

apa kau ingat memandu forklift itu dapat menjamin ketenangan minda kah?

dan adakah mengangkat objek2 1 tan dengan kenderaan comel itu menenangkan?

permaisuri2 zaman batu, kuasa naga dan kotak mancis beromen...

2009-02-20T01:15:00.012+08:00

di antara sebab2 mengapa guitar hero world tour tak semeriah guitar hero legends of rock, adalah kerana lagu2 dlm gh world tour tidak sehebat lagu2 berikut... serius aku boleh main lagu2 gh world tour sambil makan cendol pulut...

kombinasi suara lunak dan irama merdu membuai perasaan...

guitarist terjatuh dgn amat bergaya 0:50...

mari tepuk pengakap...

*tabik aku ngan post bro mamat khalid ni... ternyata nampak perbezaan ketara corak pemikiran antara actors dan movie-star...

latihan praktikal...

2009-02-17T03:26:00.008+08:00

di sini saya ingin mempromosikan diri sendiri untuk latihan praktikal... sesiapa yang sudi mengemploy saya, sila tinggalkan pesanan selepas nada beep...

beeeeeeppppppp...

kemahiran dan bakat2 terpendam:

1. welding sambil korek cagu dan bau dengan bersahaja

2. grinding dan berlari setempat dalam masa yang sama

3. jadi model safety attire yang perasan ironman

中国马来人... a Malay from China...

2009-02-12T00:15:00.002+08:00

i guess we can only find this situation in malaysia... 2 malays, 1 interview but 3 different languages... very interesting for me... this old chap right here is jamaluddin ibrahim - 迦瑪... he is the son of the late shamsiah fakeh, the veteran Communist leader who spent nearly 40 years in exile, in china... jamaluddin is well known in the chinese community as a columnist and political analysts... fluent in mandarin, since he was born and bred in china...

definitely will send my future kids to chinese school... just like what my abah did...

hantu seram sejuk...

2009-02-10T02:55:00.006+08:00

aku baru abes tgk cite congkak... aku tau dh lame cite tu, tapi baru rase trngin nk tgk, so amik la kat fathi... bole thn seram gak, sudin n busu sampai bpelukan... tapi aku rase video kat bawah ni lagi 10000x seram, serius tak tipu... bole bwk masuk mimpi siap ngigau berganti2 ni... klau nak wat kuat smangat, stand by surah yasin siap2...

free counter aku telah memberikan nombo yg cun... same "cun" ngn antu2 dlm vid ni...

kamus bergerak Besta...

2009-02-06T23:05:00.001+08:00

anda ingin blaja loghat pahang? sila lah ke blog ini

lokasi: perkarangan rumah hj abd rasid yusuf (aka atuk aku), kg peruas, ulu dong, raub pahang
kiri ke kanan: safiratul rasyiqah, ayuni balqis, shireen alyssa
(aka anak2 sedare aku yg bercita2 jadi model kamdar)

telefon tangan...

2009-02-03T15:04:00.000+08:00

aku dah sengal balik ngn maxis, die stat wat prangai balik cam dulu... nak je aku hempas2 fon kat lantai, tapi bodoh la aku wat camtu.... kang nyesal tak sudah plak... padahal dulu2 idup takde fon, segar bugar je aku... tapi skang ni asal takde fon cam gelisah mimpi nyanyian liza hanim... aku rase bukan aku sorang je camtu kot, rase2 nye la...

sebut pasal fon, dah jauh aku rase telefon tangan ni berkembang, dari zaman mule2 tercipta... dari saiz sebesar2 peti kecemasan yang loko n busu dok usung dulu time pbsm, sampai la ke saiz yang ade skang ni, kecik n nipis sampai ade yang genggam pon tak nampak...

first fon aku, pas abes skolah... aku beli pakai duit gaji keje time tnggu result spm, ujung 2000... ericsson ape ntah model aku tak ingat... lebih kurang yg kat atas ni, tapi kaler keliling keypad bole tukar2... aku nye keliling keypad kaler oren, bajet hip abes la... simpack mahal lagi, sratus lebih kot... skang ni 8.50 dh bole dapat...

pastu fon tu aku jual, angkat fon triump 2nd... puas aku slongkar internet, takde plak gamba fon tu... tak berjenama barangkali... fon tu syok, vibrate cam gempa bumi, ade game penguin tolak ais ketul... agak membina minda a dari men snake nokia... tapi fon tu ilang, jatuh time aku atas moto balik men kuda... padan muke sape suruh bjudi, dapat azab segar dari langit...
fon takde, bli la nokia 3310 ni... orang kate fon ni kebal, tapi aku pakai kejap je... aku tdo time tu lupe nak kuakan fon dlm poket takut kene kebas nye pasal... musim banyak ilang fon kot zaman tu kat umah sewa... bangun2 skrin dah gelap gelita, pecah ke retak aku pon tak sure... aku pon tolak sementara masih bau kedai... tak brape nak kdai pon sebenarnye, bebulan gak pakai, bau tungkik ade la kot...

pas tolak, aku pkai erisson t29... bli 2nd... syok pakai fon ni, rase cam fox mulder dalam x-files sbb bile nak cakap tekan je flip tbukak sendiri... kire jakun abes a time tu... dok bukak tutup bukak tutup...
pas fon tu pencen, aku pkai sony ericsson ni plak... ni antara model terawal sony ericsson aku rase... t bape ntah... skrin dah maju sket, lampu biru beb... sempoi, nipis...ade gaya ala2 fon awek sket... jambu a aku time tu... jambu batu... jamban pon bole...

pastu aku dapat fon motorola, akak aku bagi sebab die dapat fon baru kompeni bagi... motorola pe ntah, kaler merah gong xi fa chai... tu la fon berkamera pertama aku, gile sakai... sme mende nak snap padahal memori tak besar mane pon... fon tu pon aku cari gamba dlm internet tak jumpe2...
pastu fon tu plak mragam, dok asik off sindri... berantu agaknye... aku angkat fon atas ni tanpa segan silu sebab apek kdai nak amik fon lame tu ngn 200... fon ni agak kebal, tapi housing punye la susah nak bukak... sampai tekopek2 kuku aku... skang dah tinggal bangkai fon ni, aku bagi adik aku, die gi operate plak... nak cipta fon sindri agaknye... bajet best...

aku bagi adik aku fon tu pon sbb aku dapat fon len, abg ipar aku kasik sbb die dapat fon baru akak aku bagi dapat dari kompeni lagi skali... gile best keje kilang fon, asik dapat free je... fon motorola ni best, sound mmg mantop... surface finish pon best, grip je...

bertahun pastu, sony ericsson kembali menyinari hidup aku... mak aku nak tukar fon, die bagi aku pkai z610 ni tukar ngn fon motorola aku tu... mak kate tak reti nak pkai, padahal aku tau, die ksian tgk aku dok belek2 je memanjang cam berminat...
aku bajet nak gune fon tu sampai ble2... ku sangkakan panas hingga ke petang, rupenye panas sampai malam... mragam plak... sebelom penyakit fon tu makin kritikal, aku pon trade in ngn fon yang aku dok pkai skang ni... best layan lagu ngn fon ni, sound kuat cam radio... klau pkai earfon lak, ade megabass... ala2 noise cancelling gak la... tapi agak2 la, klau telinga sebelah ekzos lori balak mmg tak dapat nak cancel gak la...

harap2 fon ni bole berkhidmat ngn aku sampai bile2... fon siapa punye??? manbelon punye... aaaaa...

191km/h...

2009-01-29T01:57:00.002+08:00

i just came back from kampung for CNY... unlike raya, i still get angpows for CNY since the chinese will only stop giving you angpows when you are married ^_-...

during festive seasons, traveling by bus from kl to my hometown is not really a good option... there were a few times where i had to stand in the jam-packed bus, all the way from kl to bentong... and that is like an hour and a half of hell, thanks to pedal-to-the-metal drivers and the well known winding karak highway... so when dunn asked me if i want to hitch a ride, i did not hesitate to say yes despite the fact that i have never rode with him on his "monster" before...

this picture right here is more or less similar to the "monster" i'm talking about... an aprilia tuono... 1000cc if i'm not mistaken and weighing over 200kg...

the ride back home from shah alam to karak was kind of fun... started of with moderate speed, and by the time we reached karak highway, the adrenaline already did its job... so no heart throbbing actions what so ever...

but today's ride back to shah alam was from another chapter of Pillion-riding for Dummies... being a pillion rider taking sharp corners at 160km/h made my blood run cold... and seriously, at 191km/h, your testicles will shrink... ~..~

Gong Xi Fa Chai...

2009-01-25T08:23:00.004+08:00

The History and Origin of Chinese New Year
info from www.theholidayspot.com

One legend goes that the beast Nian had a very big mouth that would swallow a great many people with one bite. People were very scared. One day, an old man came to their rescue, offering to subdue Nian. To Nian he said, "I hear say that you are very capable, but can you swallow the other beasts of prey on earth instead of people who are by no means of your worthy opponents?" So, swallow it did many of the beasts of prey on earth that also harassed people and their domestic animals from time to time.

After that, the old man disappeared riding the beast Nian. He turned out to be an immortal god. Now that Nian is gone and other beasts of prey are also scared into forests, people begin to enjoy their peaceful life. Before the old man left, he had told people to put up red paper decorations on their windows and doors at each year's end to scare away Nian in case it sneaked back again, because red is the color the beast feared the most.

From then on, the tradition of observing the conquest of Nian is carried on from generation to generation. The term "Guo Nian", which may mean "Survive the Nian" becomes today "Celebrate the (New) Year" as the word "guo" in Chinese having both the meaning of "pass-over" and "observe". The custom of putting up red paper and firing fire-crackers to scare away Nian should it have a chance to run loose is still around. However, people today have long forgotten why they are doing all this, except that they feel the color and the sound add to the excitement of the celebration.

dakyah tersembunyi...

2009-01-22T13:07:00.010+08:00

aritu aku gi kedai ekonomi teman busu beli papercup untuk potluck... sekali time nak bayar, aku ternampak ada jual mende gantung atas ni... kalau tengok pic kat atas, sekali imbas mungkin takde pape yang pelik... standard lukisan khat biase yang kita taruk kat dinding umah... aku tengok cam cantik je, murah lak tu...

sekali aku tengok cam ade yang pelik... aku perasan yang kat tengah tu pompuan, tapi asal tak pakai tudung lak... ye la kan, kalau poster artis biase la, tapi ni ayat2 khat... pastu aku tgk cam pompuan tu berdiri kat depan tembok ...

bile tengok makin dekat, sah tu wailing wall... aku cam kaler dinding die tu, ala2 tanah liat sket... nak check and compare bole tengok kat bawah ni...

yang jual kat kedai ekonomi... yang die wat tekup muka tu torah aku rase...

yang orang yahudi termasuk bush ni dok meratap kat jerusalem sane...

What is the Wailing Wall?
info from www.wisegeek.com

The Wailing Wall or Western Wall is the remains of the great Jewish temple, which had stood for close to 500 years. Herod began rebuilding and adding on to the temple in approximately 19 B.C.E., and the total work was not finished until fifty years later. The temple itself was destroyed by the Romans only a few years after its completion, circa 70 C.E.

It is thought by Jews to be the most sacred of places, because the temple itself was thought to be the place where God resides on earth. Praying at the Wailing Wall signifies being in the presence of the Divine. Jews from all countries, and as well as tourists of other religious backgrounds, come to pray at the wall, where it is said one immediately has the “ear of god.” Those who cannot pray at the wall can send prayers or ask for the Kaddish to be said for departed loved ones. Prayers sent in are placed into the cracks of the walls and are called tzetzels. There is usually a small charge for this service.

The name "Wailing Wall" is actually a Christian term. The Jews refer to the wall as the Western Wall or Kotel HaMaaravi. Though the Wailing Wall has been considered the holiest of places on earth for Jews, it has also been the source of grief and war.

rumah baru yang berhormat...

2009-01-21T23:42:00.007+08:00

petang tadi, aku dan busu telah bermain peluh di bawah terik mentari, menyiapkan "apartment" untuk makhluk sekor ni...

dah 3 ari die menetap kat umah ni, malam first tido dalam toilet... malam 2nd, menginap di rumah tumpangan cage guinea pig atas ikhsan dr ida...

akhirnya, malam ketiga beliau, berjaya juga memiliki kediaman sendiri yang eksklusif... hanya berbekalkan modal yang tak seberapa, tapi penat yang agak menjengkelkan...

thx busu tolong aku... aku nak belanje makan, ko plak diet... nasib la muahahaha...

sebelum rumah siap - keadaan beliau yang agak tertekan, jelas kelihatan dari riak muka yang serius

setelah selesai upacara perasmian tong taik

posing manja dari beliau... kepada kucing2 jantan yang sangap, beliau ini masih belum akil baligh jadi sila simpan senjata masing2... harap maklum

kaki ku...

2009-01-20T16:43:00.002+08:00

PERINGATAN: entri ini ditulis bukan untuk meninggi diri, bangga, riak, takabur, berlagak atau apa sahaja niat yang negatif... sesungguhnya hanya lah hendak melepaskan perasaan tidak puas hati semata... harap maklum

dalam bulan oktober tahun lepas, aku dapat surat dari world class university tempat aku belajar ni... berkenaan ngan result aku grad diploma dulu... aku dapat graduan terbaik fakulti mekanikal batch aku... alhamdulillah... dorg bagi sijil dan cek saguhati (tak perlu lah aku sebut amaun, ciput je, budak sekolah rendah dapat lagi banyak... bkn tak bersyukur, tapi tambah la sket... bkn dari duit poket korg pon, duit rakyat gak kan)... dalam surat tu tulis boleh amik mulai 20 November... jadi 20 November tu sebelum subuh aku dah terpacak depan HEA (tipula kot sebelum subuh, aku keje time tu... tgh break lunch...)

bila aku dapat sijil tu, nama salah eja... fine, aku dah biase sebab nama aku bukan calang2 orang boleh eja dengan betul... banyak gak sijil aku salah, tapi yang paling dahsyat, sijil BTN (Kursus Biro Tatanegara)... dengan konfiden BTN tulis nama aku dengan BINTI... tapi dorg wat keje cekap... sebulan pastu aku dah dapat sijil dengan nama yang betul... dan dalam kes world class university ni, amatlah menyenakkan limpa aku...

aku cakap kat orang yang incharge tu nama salah, pastu dengan lemah lembut dan tata tertib dia berkata;

takpe, kitorg boleh betulkan...

bape lame? aku tanya...

dalam 2-3 minggu...

ok, aku pegang... sebulan pastu aku gi... saje bagi 1 minggu advance dengan harapan dah siap... ternyata hampa... alasan seperti berikut...

maaf la dik, sijil belom siap... pegawai yang tau gune printer sijil tu cuti SEBULAN...

wtf? sebulan cuti? gi haji ke pe? bukan musim haji pon time tu... bersalin tak mungkin kot sebab lelaki... kene ada 1 orang je ke yang tau guna printer tu? (aku cakap dalam hati je la, seakan sadis kalau aku keluarkan...)

takpe la... aku disuruh tunggu sampai dorg call... fine, tenkiu...

16 Januari 2009 (kire2 sebulan plak pastu...) aku dapat call dari mereka...

sijil dah siap, boleh datang amik... katanya...

aku pon gi la tadi sebab arini baru free...

aku pon tengok nama, betul dah... tapi title plak salah... untuk pengetahuan, ada 2 kategori graduan terbaik, terbaik FAKULTI dan terbaik PROGRAM... dengan penuh keyakinan dorg type PROGRAM... aku pon tanya puan yang lembut lidah dari gigi geraham bongsu tu...

saya dapat terbaik fakulti kot kak...

alamak, salah lagi ye dik? maafla... tapi sambung degree sini kan? so takde masalah la nak datang lagi...

ewah2, sedap sungguh mulut berbicara...

abes, kalau saya kerja kat sarawak camne?... kali ini aku tak simpan dalam hati dah, keluarkan tanpa terdetik rasa bersalah dengan keazaman yang tinggi...

takpe, nanti siap kami call... mintak maaf banyak2...

balas puan tu sorang2 sebab aku dah angkat helmet dan blah... bukan sebab panas hati je, tapi sebab kat luar hujan... aku tak nak basah disebabkan kelemahan dorg wat keje... come on la... semua particulars tu ada dalam database aku rasa... ctrl+c ctrl+v je kot, tu pon bole salah sampai 2 kali ke? sekali boleh gak aku nak pujuk panas baran aku ni... tapi 2 kali is just too much... ni bukan sijil Berjalan Untuk Negara ke pe korang nak wat lebih kurang...

patut la dulu, member aku anwar PP tulis dalam essay english die, Uxxx - world class university; my foot!... ni bukan essay assignment ke pe, tapi paper bel final... aku tabik dengan sikap rebel ko... dan aku tabik spring kat lecturer yang mark paper tu sebab still bagi A walaupun statement itu agak kejam...

p/s: pic atas tu koleksi contengan meja terbaru... dalam bubble tu "hen"= benci...

jumpa pakcik usin tat...

2009-01-19T00:31:00.004+08:00

kreatif nye pasal, husin jadi mangsa^_-... aku pon tak tau mane dorg ni dapat name band tu... bermula dari indie, pastu lagu dorg dapat jadi main theme siri tv KAMI... semenjak dari tu, nama Meet Uncle Hussain semakin dikenali... aku pon tau pasal band ni dari KAMI gak... layan gak cite tu... membuatkan ake rasa kembali remaja huhu...

papepon, Lagu Untukmu dari MUH dah jadi lagu terbaik Anugerah Juara Lagu... tahun lepas Estranged, band indie gak... nampaknya zaman band memonopoli industri muzik cam 80an dan awal 90an dulu dah datang balik... bagus la, meriah sket... ni asik layan artis segera realiti tv je, dah nak muntah dah aku... sampai budak2 skolah pon sekarang dah pakat wat "bintang AF" tu jadi cita2, pekejadah...

yang 3 org tengah teruja dgn selotape tu bknlah meet uncle hussain... meet pakcik bushu barangkali hehe... takde kene mengena pon, cuma nak kate potluck tadi syok, kenyang... dah a keje aku senang, tulis no plet kat sticker je... sorry a warga anjung kristal, aku tau tulisan aku tak cantik dan mencacatkan stiker tu... sesungguhnya saya hanya menurut perintah Encik BUSUruddin... harap maklum

aku bersyukur...

2009-01-18T03:44:00.012+08:00

(aku dpt idea ni dari blog liana ezzana, kakak hanis zalikha... aku baca blog dorg bkn kerana dorg cantik, tapi kerana dorg pandai menulis, betul tak tipu ^_-)

berikut disenaraikan perkara2 yang aku bersyukur setakat ini, dan akan dikemaskinikan apabila aku rasa ada yang tak cukup...

aku bersyukur aku islam (alhamdulillah...)
aku bersyukur aku masih bernyawa hari ini... (pejam celik pejam celik, dah 26tahun...)
aku bersyukur aku dilahirkan lelaki (bukan aku gender bias tapi aku tak boleh bayang camne aku nak cope ngn period, pregnancy and labor... serius aku takut)
aku bersyukur aku dilahirkan dan menetap di malaysia (bukan angola, namibia atau timor leste...)
aku bersyukur abah aku hantar sekolah cina (walaupon jauh gile, membesar dalam bas je aku...)
aku bersyukur aku masih boleh cakap dan tulis cina (termasuk mencarut, mencerca dan yang seangkatan dengan nya...)
aku bersyukur aku dapat masuk mrsm dulu, macam2 mende aku belajar (seimbang baik dan jahat...)
aku bersyukur dapat masuk utm dulu (pas 3tahun kene tendang, tanpa dapat sijil tapi dapat kesedaran...)
aku bersyukur aku tak jadi penagih tegar pas kene buang tu (serius ada terlintas di fikiran aku nak jadi camtu...)
aku bersyukur uitm pungut aku pastu (dah selesai diploma, degree dalam perjalanan...)
aku bersyukur ada family yang support dan sayang aku walaupun aku banyak wat taik (selain dari taik dalam jamban tu...)
aku bersyukur family dan kawan2 aku lawak2 belaka (sampai aku ada six-pack hasil dari kejang perut selalu gelak...)
aku bersyukur Allah bagi aku otak yang senang ingat (tapi kadang2 lupa lagi cepat...)
aku bersyukur aku takde penyakit serius (setakat ni la, akan datang mintak jauh...)
aku bersyukur sebab aku tau bersyukur (dan tak kufur nikmat...)
aku bersyukur yang aku sedar aku akan tambah lagi list ni nanti sebab sikit sangat yang aku tulis kalau nak dibandingkan dgn nikmat yang Allah bagi melimpah2 kat aku selama aku hidup...

bersambung...

let's do our part...

2009-01-17T01:48:00.000+08:00

seeing the pictures of innocent little children in Gaza bring tears to my eyes... still praying for the war to end... but i'm pretty sure that all the killings and bombings will be there for many more days, or perhaps months to come...

so please people, let us make a difference, although there is nothing much for us to do... by donating some amount to these links, at least these organization can collect enough fund in helping them... all major credit cards and paypal are accepted...

United Nations Relief and Works Agency

human appeal international

the freegaza movement

serangan balas...

2009-01-16T17:16:00.001+08:00

hehehehe...

dalam entri sebelom ni, aku ade meluahkan tak puas hati dgn maxis melalui contengan atas meja kelas... tak sengaja pon, ingat nak padam... sekali next day aku tengok, dah ada yang membalas lak ^_-

katun ala2 spongebob tu tanya "apa ko ckp neh"

suke conteng meja agaknya budak2 uitm ni... so skang aku lepaskan tanggungjawab kat ko la tukang balas utk padam ye hihi

ni plak koleksi terbaru aku... dalam word bubble tu tulis "si" = mati... klas mandrin tadi, aku ngantuk so meja jadi mangsa lagi skali...

masalah aku...

2009-01-15T15:07:00.000+08:00

kusut.

memang payah untuk aku luahkan dengan kata2...
aku tau, dah lama sangat terbuku...
tapi untuk mengeluarkannya, aku buntu...
mungin bagi orang lain, mereka tak sesusah aku...

jadi mereka tak dapat merasai apa yang aku rasa...
dah macam2 cara aku cuba...
tapi hasilnya masih belum juga...
aku tak salahkan mereka, kerana ianya bukan boleh dipinta2...

tapi ia datang dengan sendiri...
mungkin ada yang pernah alami...
mungin kalian ini mengerti...
faham akan isi hati ini...

semakin hari semakin sakit...

aku rasa ingin menjerit...

tapi terasa makin perit...

bebaskanlah aku...

wahai sembelit...

p/s: dah 3 ari beb, wajib sok aku gi bintang beli pisang... harap2 aku berjaya...

jalan2 cari lawan: Bangi Kopitiam...

2009-01-14T23:02:00.006+08:00

tadi ptg aku dan rakan2 sedivisyen iaitu busu, sudin dan cikun telah membuat lawatan sambil melantak ke bangi kopitiam cawangan belia 4B seksyen 7... ala kopitiam kid search tu... tapi gi tadi tak nampak lak muka die, kat banner ade la... yang ada cuma waiter2 myanmar...

memula yg aku suka adalah interior die... smart, klasik dan tak semak @ crowded sangat... kipas banyak so ventilation tip-top... kipas ol'skool gile zaman jepon pon ade... jalan laju je kipas tu, tukar enjin halfcut kot...

pastu dapat menu, aku suka harga lak sebab tak la mahal sangat... up sket la dari kedai biase tapi tak la sampai cekik darah... tapi minuman yang berkisar air batu agak mahal la...

aku order set, kopi o @ teh o + toast + telur separuh masak 2 biji... harga rm4... kire ok la kan? sudin n cikun pon follow... busu nak mengimbau kenangan zaman kanak2 so order aiskrim...

ini la keadaan toast telur yang aku dapat... nampak menyelerakan nafsu makan aku (nafsu makan sahaja k, bukan nafsu lain)... aku pon ngn rakus boh "pepper" kt atas... byk gak aku taruk... pastu aku perasan busu usha pelik...

"garam tu bang..." katenye... (jgn konpius, kami se83 tapi die akan panggil sape2 "bang" pada situasi tertentu)

"ooo..." balas aku ngn muka cam stand by nak kene darah tinggi...

nak tak nak bedal je la... tapi still ok walaupon masin cam pe...

suke aku tengok cawan2 camni... teringat aku zaman2 abah aku bawak gi minum kedai cine dulu time kecik2... dulu aku slalu gak lepak oldtown, tapi sejak brader khalid post entry pasal oldtown ade serve non-halal, aku tak masuk dah...

aku nak snap pic aiskrim busu makan tapi apa kan daya, kejap je dah tinggal mangkuk... pic atas ni takde kene mengena pon... cuma aku suka amik gambar awan... ni kat atas construction site depan ni, ktorg panggil sampoong, tribute utk shopping mall kat korea yang runtuh dulu tu... senget sket a pic ni, aku snap sambil bawak moto...

maxis sucks, big time...

2009-01-13T16:41:00.000+08:00

i am sick of lame excuses that are being displayed on my phone... especially no access to network... wtf? it's not like i'm in the endau-rompin reserve or whatsoever... come on la maxis... buckle up... a lot of your loyal customers have migrated to digi... sooner or later i'll hop on the wagon as well... at least that fat-yellow-annoying thing is doing his job...

so maxis, this is my sketching on the class desk dedicated to you... it is inspired by the boredomness of the lecture...
p/s: the chinese characters in the word bubble reads "ben dan", which means "stupid"...

sorry la uitm... nanti aku padam la...

42 questions...

2009-01-12T17:00:00.000+08:00

1. Have you ever told anyone you were OK when you really weren’t? ~ yes
2. What do you currently hear right now? ~ my snot
3. Does the number 19 have any significance to you? ~ was born in 1983
4. Be honest, do you like people in general? ~ depends
5. Who was the last person that left you a comment? ~ fendy ahmad
6. What do you think your best friends are doing right now? ~ don't have a clue
7. How old do you think you will be when you finally have kids? ~ earliest i can get is by 29, insyaAllah
8. What are you most looking forward to tomorrow? ~ class, eat, sleep
9. Do you think you need anyone? ~ yup
10. Been awake for 48 hours? ~ once, will never ever do it again.
11. What is one thing you miss about your past? ~ make my parents proud
12. Are you jealous of anyone right now? ~ yes, rockstars for their wealth n fame
13. Do you like your first name? ~ yes, girlish but special
14. Baseball or football? ~ neither
15. Would you ever forgive someone if they cheated on you? ~ yes, but that will be the last time i get fooled
16. What are you looking forward to in the next month? ~ CNY
17. When is the last time you talked to number 1 on your top friends? ~ couldn't refresh for the time being
18. Do you regret doing something today? ~ yup
19. When you think of the rainbow, what pops in your head? ~ the pot of gold at its end
20. Have you lost contact with someone you miss? ~ a lot
21. Do you think you’re old? ~ old enough to differentiate between good n bad
22. Do you wish you were someone else? ~ yes, someone better
23. When was the last time you cried really hard? ~ in a dream
24. If you could change your eye color would you? ~ no.
25. Ever kissed your number 2 on friendster? ~ it's a guy. no way.
26. Slept with someone you don't know in a bed? ~ never tried
27. How many hours sleep did you get last night? ~ 5 n a half
28. Are your friends with any of your exes? ~ tried to but failed
29. What music are you listening to now? ~ estranged
30. Is there a member of the opposite gender on your mind? ~ no
31. Have you told anybody you loved them today? ~ no
32.Are you growing apart from someone close? ~ yes.
33. Can a girl and a boy be besfriends without having feelings for each other? ~ definitely
34. Do you watch a lot of tv? ~ used to
35. Everything happens for a reason? ~ yes especially shit
36. Do you live with both of your parents? ~ yes
37. Do you think too much or too little? ~ so-so
38. Does anyone call you babe? ~ nope
39.Did you kiss or hug anyone today? ~ nope
40. What jewellery are you wearing? ~ a ring
41. Have you ever wanted something you couldn’t have? ~ yes
42. What’s the number one thing you want in life? ~ blessings

stray cats...

2009-01-11T04:22:00.004+08:00

Today's Writing Prompt: Assistant

posted by C. Beth at The One-Minute Writer - 9 hours ago

If you could hire someone full-time to make your life easier, what would their duties be?
>to collect all the stray cats that he/she could find...

in this photo: sparrow; mellow; hope; faith; YM; jantansimpananYM; waiter; kucingkudung; kucingdarahkaki; kucingtasek and cici

for you, a thousand times over... a tribute to The Kite Runner

2009-01-10T01:23:00.003+08:00

"For you, a thousand times over..."

those are the words that hassan told amir in The Kite Runner, a best-seller by Khaled Hosseini... just finished watching the movie which based on the novel with the same title, again... watched it for a few times, but still it never failed to stimulate my tear glands... however, no matter how good the movie is, there's no way that the movie can be compared to the novel itself...

me myself is not the type who read books much... and i was introduced to this masterpiece by my sister... as soon as i started to finish the first chapter, i couldn't stop... and finally, i finished the whole book in one go... and when they made a movie on it, i was so excited...

clearly, what khaled hosseini wrote was far more complex than what they have portrayed on the screen... the presence of all the emotions in it, can only be achieved by reading the book, and not just by watching its movie... i guess no film can ever fully capture the magic of an excellent book, due to time constraints and poor directors... nevertheless, it was worth it to watch it again, and again...

for those who haven't read it, here's its link, either in .doc or .pdf... trust me, you won't regret it...

aku bukan superstar...

2009-01-09T00:02:00.001+08:00

lagu best dari project pop... agak2 klu band malaysia yg wat lagu cmni spoof artis laen, kompem nek court saman 2 juta...

waris jari hantu...

2009-01-08T12:06:00.005+08:00

tak tau la nape, arini aku asik nk marah je... nk kate PMS, takde plak aku period... dh beberapa org dpt hadiah jari tengah dari aku... tindakan luar kawalan...

save palestine...

2009-01-07T15:27:00.005+08:00

Doa Qunut Nazilah Untuk Palestin

اللهم ﺇنانجعلك في نحور أعدائنا ونعوذبك من شرورهم
اللهم بدد شملهم وفرق جمعهم وستت كلمتهم وزلزل أقدامهم
وسلط عليهم كلبا من كلابك يا قهار يا جبار يا منتقم
ياالله ياالله ياالله
اللهم يا منزل الكتاب ويا مجري السحاب ويا هازم الاحزاب
ﺇهزمهم ﺇهزمهم ﺇهزمه
وانصرنا عليهم

Ya Allah,
Sesungguhnya kami meletakkan Mu di batang-batang leher musuh-musuh kami
Dan kami berlindung dengan Mu daripada kejahatan-kejahatan mereka

Ya Allah,
Leburkanlah kumpulan-kumpulan mereka
Pecah belahkan dan kacau bilaukan persatuan mereka
Goncangkan pendirian mereka
Dan hantarkanlah anjing-anjing Mu kepada mereka
Wahai Tuhan yang gagah perkasa Wahai Tuhan yang penuh raksasa
Wahai Tuhan yang bersifat murka

Ya Allah Ya Allah Ya Allah Ya Allah,
Wahai Tuhan yang menurunkan kitab
Wahai Tuhan yang mengarakkan awan
Wahai Tuhan yang menewaskan bala tentera Al-Ahzab
Kalahkan mereka kalahkan mereka
Kalahkan mereka dan menangkan kami ke atas mereka.

Bebaskan Palestin!

Amin

dear beyonce: eat this!

2009-01-07T14:07:00.008+08:00

beyonce and the gay guy might have did their best in the single ladies video (i saw the vid in miss tuty's post), but this dude is way better...

nasib tidak menyebelahi aku...

2009-01-06T12:43:00.003+08:00

ape da... quiz ni tipu a... nyesal aku gi jwb... chitporah!!! jantina pon dh tak kena...

Your results:
You are Catwoman

Catwoman		85%
Green Lantern		70%
Iron Man		65%
Superman		60%
Robin		55%
Hulk		55%
The Flash		55%
Spider-Man		50%
Supergirl		40%
Batman		35%
Wonder Woman		20%

You have had a tough childhood,
you know how to be a thief and exploit others
but you stand up for society's cast-offs.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

larian amal tasik sek7...

2009-01-05T20:02:00.020+08:00

sila klik utk perbesarkan
*yang dimaksudkan adalah gambar ye, bukan lubang hidung

ini adalah seekor orang utan yang tidak mengamalkan permakanan gizi seimbang

jgn tertpu... ni bkn memanjat pokok nmenye... pkok ni condong ala2 nk menyembah bumi dh... aku gayat, tak pndai pnjat2 pon...

sudin kate pokok ni cm kt oversea... aku tak tau la plak negara mane... namibia selatan agknye...

perbualan berikut hanyalah rekaan semata2, tiada kena mengena dgn yg hidup, dah meninggal, sedang nyawa2 ikan ataupon tgh koma...

*BM:bju merah; BH:bju hitam

Scene 1...
BM: cptla u, td kate nk joging... ni dri td asik jln je...
BH: ala i tgh joging la ni...

Scene 2...
BM: ala malas la tunggu u dh... i joging sorg la...
BH: u ni, takkan cmtu pon dh nk mrajuk bucuk...

MAKLUMAN:
kualiti gambar kurang memuaskan nafsu. amik pki camera fon je kot, bkn DSLR nk sharp2...

i wanna be like: Yunus A. Cengel...

2009-01-04T16:32:00.008+08:00

for those who have studied mechanical engineering before, i bet you must have heard of this name during your studies... there are quite a few numbers of books that are authored by this guy... his tonnes of knowledge covers fluid mechanics, thermodynamics and heat transfer... for me, to understand the fundamentals of these subjects are already a burden, let alone writing a book on it... but this guy right here managed to do it all brilliantly... his way of writing and explaining each topic, made it easier to understand... i googled his name for his background, but all the search engine could dig out for me are links to his books... and shown below are just a few...

i used to idolize rockstars before, but i guess it's time to move on and admire someone better, like yunus a. cengel... hopefully he will still be there with us for years to come, to share his wisdom... at least until i'm fully equipped to write my own book ^_- insyaAllah...

nostalgila: iklan fab 80an... FAB BOLEH!

2009-01-04T04:43:00.005+08:00

zaman2 sebelum dynamo menjajah cucian2 para suri rumah...

waahhhh... lebih bersih!

sarang tebuan jangan dijolok...

2009-01-02T03:03:00.002+08:00

hahahahaha...

goodbye 2008...

2009-01-01T00:17:00.008+08:00

this was me back in 1983... changed a lot ever since, no longer the little guy as in the picture... i've never made any new year resolutions before, since i do believe that we don't need any particular event or a certain duration of time for us to make any changes in ourselves... here are some new year quotes by well known people that caught my eyes...

Mark Twain
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

Brooks Atkinson
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.

Bill Vaughan
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

happy new year to all... may the world be a better place for us to live in.... amin...

anak2 malaysia yang kreatif...

2008-12-31T01:51:00.002+08:00

td ptg aku, busu, sudin n dunn gi joging (beli goreng pisang n jln2 je secara jujurnya ^_-)... skali tgh syok2 berlari2 ank sambil mengunyah goreng pisang, tnmpk a kami ngn signboard yg telah tercemar ni... aku tak tau la ni kategori kreatif, inovatif @ produktif... otak kalau dh imaginasi bagus sgt tp salah channel, cmni a jd nye...

apabila ultraman di'kelate'kan...

2008-12-24T20:33:00.009+08:00

aku pcah perut gelak time pertama kali tgk vid ni... sebelom ni lagu hndustan n omputih je yg byk di'kelantan'kan, skali lagu ultraman taro ni pon ade... kreatif btol org klantan ni hehehehe... dgn penuh keyakinan brader ni nyanyi, konfiden sungguh ^_-

p/s: part ending yg aku tak tahan tu...

"gapo gege tuh?"

"raksakso maghi pulok be..."

muahahahahahaha.....

DAP's anthem...

2008-12-23T01:40:00.007+08:00

Yuna - Rocket

You're like a rocket in my mind
That's waiting to define everything about me no one knew
And you stick like a poster on my wall
As if you dont wanna move

I got no money in my pocket
Nobody to rock with but you
But you know me I don't seem to roll
Somehow we managed to get through

People come and people go
And people gonna come some more
They pick a fight
But it's alright
At least I get to see you tonight
Tonight

I can't believe we almost got famous for nothing baby
You came the last minute of --- to save me
I can't believe we almost got paid for nothing baby
Cause even if they go away
I got the feeling that you're gonna stay

It's like I'm picking up a miracle off the sidewalk
Like kitten in the box
Don't contemplate yourself, you say
Cause you're all you've got
I'm a --- and pathetic
At the same time unlike you
Baby you've got no move
And you think I'm good at what I do

kucing kudung yang kesian...

2008-12-21T22:02:00.005+08:00

semlm tgh aku dk lepak dpn kdai... tbe2 aku nmpk kucg... bkn kucg biase tp kucing kudung... kaki blah kiri blakang die takde... aku tak tau la kucg ni mmg cacat sejak lahir atau kne lnggar @ pkul, tp yg pastinya kucg ni ble survive ngn 3 kaki je... awl2 aku gi kt die, nyorok kucg 2... mungkin ada knangan pahit ngn manusia kot... die lari bwh kete ngn seksanya sbb 3 kaki je...

aku pancing ngn mknan, bru die nk kua... lahap je mkn, ntah bape ari tak mkn agknye... sian... abes mkn, aku bg susu, kg tak psl2 tcekik plak... abes je susu, die lepak dlm lubang longkang... aku rse tu port tu buatkn die rse slamat kot...

aku igt nk bwk kucg tu blik umah, sian aku tgk dok dlm lubang longkang je... tp pas aku kua blik cri kt port die tak lme pas tu, die dh takde... sblm die blah die sempat cirit birit dlu tepi kete dpn kdai... tnggal souvenir kt aku kot hehehehe....

beso... kecik... beso... kecik...

2008-12-20T00:03:00.010+08:00

tak lame lg, dh nk masuk 2009... rse baru lg dunia ni kecoh psl Y2K, konon akan terjadi huru-hara sbb sme komputer atas bumi ni tak diprogramkn utk baca tahun yang depan die 20--, yg ada cuma 19-- so tahun 2000 akan dibaca 1900... mrepek gile...

seiring ngn masa, fesyen pakaian pon brubah... aku suke tgk cara manusia berpakaian... mcm2 rupe... malaysia skang ni pon mcm2 jenis pakaian org pkai, cume pkai daun saje cm ribena tu je yg blom aku jumpe... fesyen2 sblom2 ni nmpk je cm lain2, tp ulang2 je sebenornye... tp cuma pd teori aku la... org lain aku tak tau...
zaman 70an... time ni bell bottom menjadi kegilaan... kaki seluar nk besar... jgn kate kpale, ngn bdn2 skali pon ble msuk ikut kaki seluar tu... zman hail amir n uji rashid merupakan hot couple... aku tak dan hdup zmn ni... tak ble bayang aku pkai bell bottom yg sendat atas tp bwh tak nmpk kaki ni... mesti klakar gile ngn body aku yg slim shady ni... mesti cm penyapu...

zaman 80an... time ni seluar sme nk sendat... dari atas ke bwh... rakan sekerja aku, abg kamal crite, dlu zman muda2 die pon dressup cmni... kaki seluar tu punye la kecik, klu nk pkai tu, kaki kene sarung ngn plastik dlu sbb nk kasik senang slide masuk... gilek ah... ni klau emergency nk terberak, dan terkucil dlu baru ble bukak seluar... aku sempat gk zman ni, tp kecik sgt lg time tu...

zaman 90an... zaman ni seluar baju semua dh membesar balik... org kampung aku kt ulu dong sane pggl baggy clothes ^_-... semua nk up 2-3 size... bdn kecik tp baju nk size L (aku cite psl diri aku la ni)... seluar plak saiz pinggang punye jauh beza ngn ukur lilit pnggang sebenar, tak payah bukak button @ zip pon, dh ble bukak seluar... hnya lepaskan belt n walla!... seluar dh terjelepok ats lntai... (roomate2 aku tau sgt la skill ni sbb aku slalu wt kt bilik... dorg sentiasa kagum ngn magik aku muahahaha)

zaman skang ni... bdk2 skang aku tgk dh stat pkai seluar kecik blik... ni bg yg dressup style emo2 ni la (aku pon tak tau sgt, ntah pe bende yg nk diemosikan)... tmasuk la adik aku pon pkai sluar sendat ni... kaki sluar elok2 slesa, siap hntar kdai @ jhit sindri ni sbb nak kasik kecik... tak phm sgguh aku... tak tertakrif dlm pale hotak aku...

bg aku, stakat ni aku msih slesa ngn sluar londeh aku... ntah bile sluar aku nk nek ats sket, aku pon tak tau... bkn aku tak nak nek kn, tp phm2 je la ngn keadaan aku yg daging-less di bhgn pinggul ni... kene kawin dlu la bru bdn nek agknye...

perbualan lebih mendalam oleh yuna...

2008-12-19T01:57:00.013+08:00

aku tengah ketagih lagu ni, deeper conversation nyanyian yuna, seorang artis malaysia yang aku rasa kurang dikenali (mungkin oleh generasi aku @ yang lebih tua la, budak2 muda mungkin dah lama dengar lagu minah ni)... aku ter'klik' link video ni dari blog sorg sahabat... terus terpikat dan terjerat... bkn dgn orgnye, tp dgn lagu2 dan suaranya... mula2 ingat minah saleh mane la nyanyi... meremang bulu2 di badan aku yang tak brape nak lebat... aku mengklasifikasikan suara dan lagu yuna ni hasil pertembungan budaya alanis morissette+dido+norah jones+ct nurhaliza (hihihi).... lagu lain yg agak sedap ialah rocket... catchy dan puitis... bagi yang gemarkan lagu2 santai, lagu2 ni pasti dapat membuai perasaan anda sampai terlena mcm bayi dlm buaian... harap maaf mutu video kurang memuaskan, yang gambar clear ada, tp sound plak hampeh...

deeper conversation lyrics
Is your favourite colour blue?
Do you always tell the truth?
Do you believe in outerspace?
And im learning you

Is your skin as tanned as mine?
Does your hair flow sideways?
Did someone take a portion of your heart?
And im learning you

And if you dont mind
Can you tell me
All your hopes and fears
and Everything that you believe in
Would you make a difference in the world
I'd love for you to take me to a deeper conversation
Only you can make me

I let my guard down for you
And in time you will too

4x
Deeper Conversation
with me

Do Video Games Make Kids Smarter?

2008-12-17T23:39:00.007+08:00

i couldn't help myself from overhearing a conversation between an angry mom with her son in the cafe today... she was all mad about her son asking her to buy him a PS2... judging from the way they dress and phones they use, i think it's not that they can't afford it, but maybe 'buying video games' is just not in the family's to-do list...

i played video games ever since i was a little kid... the best console at that time only have like 64bit of memory, with games like contra, mario bros, bomberman and many others that are capable to make me (and sometimes my abah too) glued to the screen for hours... while the graphics are unrealistic, 2D and slightly disporpotionate sometimes, nevertheless these video games never failed to captivate me... thanks to my understanding parents, i was able to venture into the virtual world of video games...

however, not all parents are as understanding as my abah and mak... some of these parents don't even allow their kids to get close to any gaming devices, let alone buying them one... they believe that playing video games are just a waste of time... but does experts say so? guess not... read here

from atari to wii, video games console has evolved and changed a lot... the graphics of today's video games are so real, sometimes it scares the hell out of me... can't wait to rock with the new guitar hero series... being jamming to GH3 for quite sometimes... here is a pic of my nephew with his flying-v, playing guitar hero on wii... amirul rocks!

konspirasi dalam google translate...

2008-12-13T02:18:00.005+08:00

semenjak ada internet ni, mcm2 keje yg susah jd senang... semuanya pkai klik je... dlu2 byr bil kene bratur panjang, skang aku tgk pos opis pon dh tak penoh cm dlu sbb dh ramai byr bil online... aku slalu gk terpikir, cmne la org dlu2 wt assignment... zman skang ni wt asgmnt cri bhn pakai intrnet pon tkemut2 nk siapkn... klu lcturer wjibkn bdk2 u skang ni cri bhn pkai bku wt asgmnt, aku rse alamatnye smp abes sem la asgmnt 2 tak hantar2... tp tak semua mende yg nmpk cm bagus tu, dtg dlm pakej yg elok segala2nya... termasuk la internet ni...

aku ade tbaca dlm blog sorg sahabat ni, yg google translate ade menyelitkan unsur anti-islam... aku pon try la wt cm yg die tunjuk... mmg btol... klu tak pcaye, korg try bukak googletranslate, pastu type MONSTER? (pastikan semua huruf besar n ada tanda soal), pastu pilih bahasa nk translate dari english ke indonesian... korg tgk a sendri ape "maksud" monster yg google translate kasik... klu mlas nk try, tgk a kt sini je... aku tak tau a spe pnye keje, tp yg pasti nye programmer yg wt ni tak aman a kt sne nnt...

rockopiah: tawaduk@tawoodstock?

2008-12-11T16:47:00.010+08:00

aku bknla arif sgt bab2 agama i... tp setau aku, zikir yg dianjurkan islam, tak la smp tahap cmni... ade yg banging, ade yg pogo... yg berlari setempat pon ade... dh cm kt gig plak... sib bek takde yg crowd-surfing... pakcik yg kt tgh2 tu dh cm rockstar aku tgk... hardcore gile ngn janggut n kpale botak die... nk kire kategori ape la agaknye zikir cmni... agk2nye ni la org pgl naik sheikh... tak tau la sheikh yg mne satu, sheikh muszapfar @ sheikh kadir jilani... wallahuallam...

di mana sharlinie...

2008-12-10T19:04:00.006+08:00

aku rase dh lame bdk ni hilang... harap2 mana jua dia berada, semoga sentiasa di bawah lindungan yg Maha Esa... post ni bkn pasal sharlinie pon, tp psl budak sesat... sabtu lepas, tgh aku dok mlepak lyan angin sepoi2 bahasa isyarat kt dpn kdai, skali aku tgk ade bdk nangis smbil jalan, kt tgn dok pegang botol mineral... umo dlm drjh1 cmtu kot, lelaki... abg tukang kasut kt kaki lima dpn kdai tahan die, tanye nape nangis, tp pertanyaan die tu cme dijawab dgn sedu-sedan bersulam tarikan hingus... abg kasut sruh aku bwk bdk tu lepak kt krusi dpn kdai sbb takut die gi lg jauh... aku pon ajak la tp die tak nak... die nak dok kt kaki lima tu jugak...

aku pon lepak la sebelah die bersila kt kaki lima dpn kdai letrik, kdai sebelah cafe tmpt aku keje, knon2 nk ajak sembang... mkin aku tanye, mkin kuat lak die nangis... aku rase mesti hilang mak bpk ni, sesat sorg2... nk kate mmg kene buang, senonoh je aku tgk pakaian... botol mineral yg die pgg tu berlabel restoran mamak pelita nasi kandar, dkt je ngn kdai aku... so bdk tu blom sesat jauh la, masih boleh kembali ke pangkal jalan...

utk mengelakn die rase takut ngn soklan2 aku, aku pgl ariq, anak taukey yg drjh2... myb ngn bdk2 baya die, bdk hilang ni nk jwb bile dtanye... ariq pon tny la mcm2, nme die, nme ayah pe sme... tp tak brjwb gak... aku tak tau dh nk wt pe... aku pujuk2, ajak tgk katun pon die tak nak... aku ngn ariq siap teka lagi name die, klu btol suruh die angguk... tp abes common name bdk laki sme ktorg sbut, semuanya geleng... firdaus, shahrul, amin, ali, afiq, syafiq n mcm2 lg la nme .ktorg sebut... sme bukan... aku dh tak tau nk wtpe, aku dok je la sebelah die... kot2 ade sape2 dtg tuntut kg... drpda biar sorg2, kg kene bwk gi thailand plak bdk 2...

dlm 15min pastu, dtg sorg pakcik berkopiah... umo dlm 60an... dgn air mata bergenang dia dtg kt aku... hulur tangan nk salam smbil ucap trima kasih... rupe2nye atuk bdk tu... aku pon nek syahdu tgk die ngis, puas dh die cari cucu die tu kot... dh a lg 2 ari nk raye time tu... atuk dok sbuk amik ubat kat darul ehsan medical centre, cucu jalan sorg2, last2 sesat... sib bek la bdk tu takde pape... klu tak, lg satu poster ade gmba budak akn kita lihat di merata2 tempat...

one half... yi ren yi ban...

2008-12-09T19:48:00.005+08:00

nice song from Royston Tan movie 881... the first verse is in hokkien while the rest are in mandarin...

lelong.com could be funny too, sometimes...

2008-12-05T22:14:00.005+08:00

whenever i have nothing else to do, i like to browse through ebay or lelong.com... and for the first time ever, i found a 'witch' is selling her 'litter' that came out of her 'rear-end' ^_-

*actually the seller is promoting his harley-davidson belt, which has a build-in lighter in its buckle...

ماري بلاجر بهاس جاوي

2008-12-01T02:02:00.002+08:00

ههاها
نصيب لا باڬي كورڠ يڠ تق تاو باچ جاوي... تقد ڤاڤ يڠ نق د ڤوست كن ڤون سبنرڽ... ههاهها
كالاو تق ريتي تو... ڤنداي2 لا بلاجر.. اكو ڤون باچ مرڠكق... بوكن باچ سمبيل مرڠكق تاو تاڤي ترهيڬيه-هيڬيه دان تركموت-كموت مڠيجا ههاها

lessons learnt the hard way...

2008-11-30T13:08:00.013+08:00

AMARAN! post ni agak panjang dan membosankan, dan jika diambil dlm dos yg berlebihan, boleh mengakibatkan kanker dan impotensi. Harap maklum.

aku tak brape pasti sama ada gambar sebelah ni relevan atau tak ngn post ni ^_-... semlm aku bsembang ngn abg kamal, rakan sekerja aku psl kenangan yang paling tak ble lupe dlm hdup... die cte psl kenangan die time tabligh, aku plak cite psl satu minggu yg prnh trjadi kt aku, yg telah mematangkan aku sedikit sebyk...

time tu aku masih menuntut kt salah sebuah IPTA terkemuka di selatan tanah air (Universiti Tendang Menendang- bkn nama sebenar, tmasuk la aku yg kene tendang... adooiiii sktnye...) mse tu umur aku 20, nk masuk 21... darah muda, tau nk mendidih je... silap sket maki hamun berjela-jela smp kering tekak... kemudian, dtgla 1 minggu yang telah secara tak langsung menjadi pemangkin dlm transisi aku dari remaja ke alam kedewasaan...

time 2 cuti sem, aku wt part time kt Eden Garden Hotel, Stulang JB... keje banquet, pnt cm pe, kene kuli sepanjang ari... gaji ikut jam, sejam $3.50... biasenye dpt pas abes keje, tp minggu 2 dorg bg lewat sket, so jumaat mnggu tu aku dpt utk 5 ari sebelumnya, dlm 200 cmtu... sronok gile...

abes keje aku pon stat moto gerak balik... smp je umah, aku pon gantung kunci moto, nk kuarkn wallet taruk atas meja... seluk pnye seluk, wallet takde... aku glabah, cri stu umah kot2 terkeluar dri poket... tak jumpe2, aku stat moto balik, follow balik jln aku balik umah td kot2 jumpe tercicir ats jln... cari wallet hitam tgh pkul 2pagi, umpama cari jarum dlm jerami... tak jumpe2, aku blk umah... tmenung, tgn atas dahi... $, ic, lesen n rodtax moto sme dlm 2... sengal...

esok nye, aku lpk Yan Burger, port kegemaran aku... yan blanje aku daging spesel memandangkan aku takde $ lgsung nk mkn, dr pagi minum air 0 je... pas lepak lbh kurang, aku pon stat moto nk blah... dgn kpale kusut pk masalh, aku pon rem2 trus grk tanpa toleh kiri kanan... tiba2 dtg 1 iswara putih, aku tak sempat elak... aku langgar side, footrest besi aku tembus bumper dpn die, mlekat la aku ngn iswara 2, terseret lbh kurang 20 mter... abes luka2 aku... pas kete 2 brenti, aku pon bgn slow2, angkat moto paking tepi, duduk ats jln, tmenung... mamat 2 kua2 maki2 aku, aku takde respon pape... sib bek yan si tokey burger dtg, tlong setel ngn mamat 2... die cadangkan mamat 2 repair kt bengkel mbr die, sume bil yan tlong setel dlu, nnt kire aku hutang ngn yan la... die siap explain cite yg aku ni ilang wallet semalam so tgh kusut... mamat 2 pgg kata2 yan sbb die pon regular customer yan gak... so setel la mlm 2, trime kasih byk2 yan sbb selamatkan aku... balik umah, aku tmenung, tgn masih lagi di posisi yg sama, atas dahi... esoknye aku anta moto kt bngkel Syien... sib bek aku ngn Ah Syen 2 agk kamceng, utang la dlu repair2 pe sme...

bape2 ari pas eksiden tu, bdn aku still sengal2... mbr aku cdangkan gi urut kat pakcik tukang urut kt ungku mohsin, Larkin... aku pon gi la... pas urut sme pakcik 2 siap bagi ubat akar kayu lg... aku pon tny la die, bape sme dgn harapan die akan jwb "bape2 je la, seikhlas hati..."... sangkaan aku meleset sbb jawapan die "urut 40, ubat 30..."... aku time 2 baru je pinjam 40 ngn mbr, wt modal menyambung hdup, skali kene byr urut lak.. aku pon ckp pakcik 2 ubat tak nak, so byr urut je...

dpn umah pakcik 2 simpang T, ade traffic light sme... aku dh dpt iktibar dr eksiden sblm 2, so brhati2 la aku melintas... usha2 kiri kanan, kete sme tgh brenti sbb dorg lampu merah, aku lampu hijau... aku pon kua... skali dtg la 1 biji moto spore ni, dh la langgar lampu merah, langgar tyr depan aku skali... die time 2 mmg tgh laju, tpusing la moto aku, tp aku sempat melompat, pas2 landing baik siap bdiri tegak lagi... aku takde pape, tp moto aku jahanam... tergelak jp aku tgh2 simpang 2, mengenang bala menimpa2... mst org len igt aku dh gila... aku pon angkt moto, try stat... ble jln lg, tp dgn tangan kiri aku dok ampu lampu dpn sbb tkeluar, handle senget sbb fork bengkok... pe la nsib ko cad8326, bru pas operate dh saket blk... aku pon gagahkan diri bwk pelan2 smp tmn u, anta trus kt syien sbb takde makne aku nk simpan dgn keadaan yg cmtu... aku pesan kt syien tnggal stu dlu, ade $ nnt bru repair... die ok je... aku pon mnapak blk umah...

mlm 2 aku tmenung pnjg mengenang nasib... myb ni sme ujian dari Nya wt aku... dlu, aku pantang ade pape je, mst nak mencarut, maki2 hamun... agk2 nye ni la cre Allah nk kasik ajar sket same aku... sib bek Dia bagi seminggu je dugaan kt aku, klu kasik cm Nabi Ayoub a.s., bpuluh2 tahun punye dugaan, mau gile aku... stat dri mlm 2, aku jd agak matang, tak sebaran dulu2 dah... pengalaman ditimpa dugaan selama seminggu 2 membuka mata aku agar jd lebih sabar...