my name is randy...

aku tau show ni dah outdated gile, tapi baru2 ni je aku start tengok dan addicted sampai dah 3 season aku marathon... dulu time tayang kat ntv7 cam tak menarik sekali dah tengok banyak2 episod syok plak...

Michael Jackson - 1958-2009...

michael jackson had passed away from cardiac arrest a few hours ago... he was 1 of my favourite singer ever since i was a kid... i was growing up listening to his songs, watching his awesomeness via vhs... in the 80's, he was really something... his kind of music, provocative dance moves and mind blowing music videos are way beyond its time... plus his songs are so universal, anybody can relate to each and everyone of them... whether you are filthy rich or homeless poor, deeply in love or submerged in hate, well taken care off or just simply being ignored...

although in the recent years his weirdness kinda overcomes his stardom, his songs still captures the hearts of millions around the world, including me... there was a rumour few years back that he converted to Islam, don't know for sure if it was for real or not... nevertheless, may the Almighty bless his soul, and may he rests in peace...

here's are some of his songs that i like the most... there are many others that i like, but embedding are not allowed by its uploaders in youtube... thanks for the nice music, dear jacko... there's a vast different between someone who sings with the mic, and those who sings with their soul... there might be another elvis or marley one day, but there will never be another MICHAEL JACKSON...












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bye TCRS, hi MIMOS...

yesterday was my last day working with chicken rice shop... it was an unforgettable experience for me though it was only a 6-week period of part time job... made lots of friends, met all sort of people and learnt so many new things...

starting next wednesday, i'll be in Mimos for my practical training... don't know much on what to expect being an engineering intern, but 1 thing for sure, next 6-month will include many observations, plenty of testings and tonnes of calculations... no more taking orders and wiping tables for me... sigh...

siapa yg patut aku ikut?

aku dalam dilema... dulu time ambik lesen, instructor ajar kat simpang kena berhenti sebelum garisan putih... tapi yg aku tengok depan mata tadi ni lain pulak... siapa yang patut aku ikut, yang mengajar atau yang menyaman?

100th post...

this is my 100th post (including 2 posts which are still unpublished)... never imagined that i will stay blogging this long, since i have never stayed long in anything that i am into through out my life...

i guess it's a double celebration for me today... firstly, to commemorate my 100th post, i am hereby officially opening my blogshop, Wardrone Wardrobe... only got a couple of things to sell for now, but more items will be uploaded in due time... mostly are my pre-owned stuffs... do check it out...

secondly, uitm result was out yesterday, and thanks to the Almighty, i managed to get a gpa of 3.92... what a relief... alhamdulillah...

penantian itu satu penyeksaan...

kenapa mesti tak pernah betul2 on time macam yg dijanjikan? gaerogiheor;ghnalkgnao

chelaka lah kamu!

aku blogwalking tadi, terjumpa lubuk gambar ngeri, chelaka.com namanya... memang celaka lah gambar2 dalam tu, stok gore sampai membawa ke igauan ngeri, serius... tapi, yang aku tak berapa nak ngeri, tapi sedih cam nak nangis tengok adalah gambar2 ni...

Teknik Membunuh Kucing Kejam Gila Bangsat

1. Posisikan anak kucing anda dalam keadaan mengiring

2. Pijak dengan bersahaja dengan mengalihkan berat badan ke kaki sebelah lagi

3. Tekan dengan sekuat hati tanpa rasa bersalah sampai biji mata kucing tersembul keluar

4. Gesek sehingga lumat. Tambah sedikit gula jika perlu.

ayat2 tu aku tambah2, dalam web asal ada pic je... bukan nak melawak, tapi nak lepaskan geram... aku tak boleh bayang camne ada manusia berakal (dari kasut high heels tu aku rasa cukup membuktikan pelaku tu bukan dari kategori kurang akal, gila atau belum mumaiyiz) yang sanggup buat camtu...

Nabi s.a.w bersabda: "Sesiapa yang menyeksa haiwan dengan mengerat, mengoyak, mencabut atau mengelar mana-mana anggotanya, maka ditimpakan atasnya laknat Allah dan Malaikat serta manusia semuanya." - Ibn Umar r.a Sumber: JAKIM

jadi jutawan dengan hanya menjual nama...

hanya gambar hiasan. tiada kena mengena dengan yang hidup, dah mati atau sedang sakaratul maut

aku kini bergelar jutawan hanya dengan menjual namaku di sini...



nama best memang mahal, itu fakta hakiki

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke #1:

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke #2:

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke #3:

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke #4:

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy shit. That must be my husband!'

So the man jumped out of the bed, scared and naked, and jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke#5:

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for$14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke#6:

A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me acompliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke#7:

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first."I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Naaah, she can order for herself." I replied.

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke #8:

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' said my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke #9:

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silverhair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke #10:

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke #11:

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And that's when the fight started....

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Joke #12:

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And that's when the fight started....