anak2 malaysia yang kreatif...

td ptg aku, busu, sudin n dunn gi joging (beli goreng pisang n jln2 je secara jujurnya ^_-)... skali tgh syok2 berlari2 ank sambil mengunyah goreng pisang, tnmpk a kami ngn signboard yg telah tercemar ni... aku tak tau la ni kategori kreatif, inovatif @ produktif... otak kalau dh imaginasi bagus sgt tp salah channel, cmni a jd nye...

apabila ultraman di'kelate'kan...

aku pcah perut gelak time pertama kali tgk vid ni... sebelom ni lagu hndustan n omputih je yg byk di'kelantan'kan, skali lagu ultraman taro ni pon ade... kreatif btol org klantan ni hehehehe... dgn penuh keyakinan brader ni nyanyi, konfiden sungguh ^_-

p/s: part ending yg aku tak tahan tu...

"gapo gege tuh?"

"raksakso maghi pulok be..."

muahahahahahaha.....

DAP's anthem...

Yuna - Rocket

You're like a rocket in my mind
That's waiting to define everything about me no one knew
And you stick like a poster on my wall
As if you dont wanna move

I got no money in my pocket
Nobody to rock with but you
But you know me I don't seem to roll
Somehow we managed to get through

People come and people go
And people gonna come some more
They pick a fight
But it's alright
At least I get to see you tonight
Tonight

I can't believe we almost got famous for nothing baby
You came the last minute of --- to save me
I can't believe we almost got paid for nothing baby
Cause even if they go away
I got the feeling that you're gonna stay

It's like I'm picking up a miracle off the sidewalk
Like kitten in the box
Don't contemplate yourself, you say
Cause you're all you've got
I'm a --- and pathetic
At the same time unlike you
Baby you've got no move
And you think I'm good at what I do

kucing kudung yang kesian...

semlm tgh aku dk lepak dpn kdai... tbe2 aku nmpk kucg... bkn kucg biase tp kucing kudung... kaki blah kiri blakang die takde... aku tak tau la kucg ni mmg cacat sejak lahir atau kne lnggar @ pkul, tp yg pastinya kucg ni ble survive ngn 3 kaki je... awl2 aku gi kt die, nyorok kucg 2... mungkin ada knangan pahit ngn manusia kot... die lari bwh kete ngn seksanya sbb 3 kaki je...

aku pancing ngn mknan, bru die nk kua... lahap je mkn, ntah bape ari tak mkn agknye... sian... abes mkn, aku bg susu, kg tak psl2 tcekik plak... abes je susu, die lepak dlm lubang longkang... aku rse tu port tu buatkn die rse slamat kot...

aku igt nk bwk kucg tu blik umah, sian aku tgk dok dlm lubang longkang je... tp pas aku kua blik cri kt port die tak lme pas tu, die dh takde... sblm die blah die sempat cirit birit dlu tepi kete dpn kdai... tnggal souvenir kt aku kot hehehehe....

beso... kecik... beso... kecik...

tak lame lg, dh nk masuk 2009... rse baru lg dunia ni kecoh psl Y2K, konon akan terjadi huru-hara sbb sme komputer atas bumi ni tak diprogramkn utk baca tahun yang depan die 20--, yg ada cuma 19-- so tahun 2000 akan dibaca 1900... mrepek gile...

seiring ngn masa, fesyen pakaian pon brubah... aku suke tgk cara manusia berpakaian... mcm2 rupe... malaysia skang ni pon mcm2 jenis pakaian org pkai, cume pkai daun saje cm ribena tu je yg blom aku jumpe... fesyen2 sblom2 ni nmpk je cm lain2, tp ulang2 je sebenornye... tp cuma pd teori aku la... org lain aku tak tau...
zaman 70an... time ni bell bottom menjadi kegilaan... kaki seluar nk besar... jgn kate kpale, ngn bdn2 skali pon ble msuk ikut kaki seluar tu... zman hail amir n uji rashid merupakan hot couple... aku tak dan hdup zmn ni... tak ble bayang aku pkai bell bottom yg sendat atas tp bwh tak nmpk kaki ni... mesti klakar gile ngn body aku yg slim shady ni... mesti cm penyapu...





zaman 80an... time ni seluar sme nk sendat... dari atas ke bwh... rakan sekerja aku, abg kamal crite, dlu zman muda2 die pon dressup cmni... kaki seluar tu punye la kecik, klu nk pkai tu, kaki kene sarung ngn plastik dlu sbb nk kasik senang slide masuk... gilek ah... ni klau emergency nk terberak, dan terkucil dlu baru ble bukak seluar... aku sempat gk zman ni, tp kecik sgt lg time tu...








zaman 90an... zaman ni seluar baju semua dh membesar balik... org kampung aku kt ulu dong sane pggl baggy clothes ^_-... semua nk up 2-3 size... bdn kecik tp baju nk size L (aku cite psl diri aku la ni)... seluar plak saiz pinggang punye jauh beza ngn ukur lilit pnggang sebenar, tak payah bukak button @ zip pon, dh ble bukak seluar... hnya lepaskan belt n walla!... seluar dh terjelepok ats lntai... (roomate2 aku tau sgt la skill ni sbb aku slalu wt kt bilik... dorg sentiasa kagum ngn magik aku muahahaha)






zaman skang ni... bdk2 skang aku tgk dh stat pkai seluar kecik blik... ni bg yg dressup style emo2 ni la (aku pon tak tau sgt, ntah pe bende yg nk diemosikan)... tmasuk la adik aku pon pkai sluar sendat ni... kaki sluar elok2 slesa, siap hntar kdai @ jhit sindri ni sbb nak kasik kecik... tak phm sgguh aku... tak tertakrif dlm pale hotak aku...

bg aku, stakat ni aku msih slesa ngn sluar londeh aku... ntah bile sluar aku nk nek ats sket, aku pon tak tau... bkn aku tak nak nek kn, tp phm2 je la ngn keadaan aku yg daging-less di bhgn pinggul ni... kene kawin dlu la bru bdn nek agknye...

perbualan lebih mendalam oleh yuna...

deeper conversation lyrics
Is your favourite colour blue?
Do you always tell the truth?
Do you believe in outerspace?
And im learning you

Is your skin as tanned as mine?
Does your hair flow sideways?
Did someone take a portion of your heart?
And im learning you

And if you dont mind
Can you tell me
All your hopes and fears
and Everything that you believe in
Would you make a difference in the world
I'd love for you to take me to a deeper conversation
Only you can make me

I let my guard down for you
And in time you will too

4x
Deeper Conversation
with me

Do Video Games Make Kids Smarter?

i couldn't help myself from overhearing a conversation between an angry mom with her son in the cafe today... she was all mad about her son asking her to buy him a PS2... judging from the way they dress and phones they use, i think it's not that they can't afford it, but maybe 'buying video games' is just not in the family's to-do list...

i played video games ever since i was a little kid... the best console at that time only have like 64bit of memory, with games like contra, mario bros, bomberman and many others that are capable to make me (and sometimes my abah too) glued to the screen for hours... while the graphics are unrealistic, 2D and slightly disporpotionate sometimes, nevertheless these video games never failed to captivate me... thanks to my understanding parents, i was able to venture into the virtual world of video games...

however, not all parents are as understanding as my abah and mak... some of these parents don't even allow their kids to get close to any gaming devices, let alone buying them one... they believe that playing video games are just a waste of time... but does experts say so? guess not... read here

from atari to wii, video games console has evolved and changed a lot... the graphics of today's video games are so real, sometimes it scares the hell out of me... can't wait to rock with the new guitar hero series... being jamming to GH3 for quite sometimes... here is a pic of my nephew with his flying-v, playing guitar hero on wii... amirul rocks!

konspirasi dalam google translate...

semenjak ada internet ni, mcm2 keje yg susah jd senang... semuanya pkai klik je... dlu2 byr bil kene bratur panjang, skang aku tgk pos opis pon dh tak penoh cm dlu sbb dh ramai byr bil online... aku slalu gk terpikir, cmne la org dlu2 wt assignment... zman skang ni wt asgmnt cri bhn pakai intrnet pon tkemut2 nk siapkn... klu lcturer wjibkn bdk2 u skang ni cri bhn pkai bku wt asgmnt, aku rse alamatnye smp abes sem la asgmnt 2 tak hantar2... tp tak semua mende yg nmpk cm bagus tu, dtg dlm pakej yg elok segala2nya... termasuk la internet ni...

aku ade tbaca dlm blog sorg sahabat ni, yg google translate ade menyelitkan unsur anti-islam... aku pon try la wt cm yg die tunjuk... mmg btol... klu tak pcaye, korg try bukak googletranslate, pastu type MONSTER? (pastikan semua huruf besar n ada tanda soal), pastu pilih bahasa nk translate dari english ke indonesian... korg tgk a sendri ape "maksud" monster yg google translate kasik... klu mlas nk try, tgk a kt sini je... aku tak tau a spe pnye keje, tp yg pasti nye programmer yg wt ni tak aman a kt sne nnt...

rockopiah: tawaduk@tawoodstock?

di mana sharlinie...

aku rase dh lame bdk ni hilang... harap2 mana jua dia berada, semoga sentiasa di bawah lindungan yg Maha Esa... post ni bkn pasal sharlinie pon, tp psl budak sesat... sabtu lepas, tgh aku dok mlepak lyan angin sepoi2 bahasa isyarat kt dpn kdai, skali aku tgk ade bdk nangis smbil jalan, kt tgn dok pegang botol mineral... umo dlm drjh1 cmtu kot, lelaki... abg tukang kasut kt kaki lima dpn kdai tahan die, tanye nape nangis, tp pertanyaan die tu cme dijawab dgn sedu-sedan bersulam tarikan hingus... abg kasut sruh aku bwk bdk tu lepak kt krusi dpn kdai sbb takut die gi lg jauh... aku pon ajak la tp die tak nak... die nak dok kt kaki lima tu jugak...

aku pon lepak la sebelah die bersila kt kaki lima dpn kdai letrik, kdai sebelah cafe tmpt aku keje, knon2 nk ajak sembang... mkin aku tanye, mkin kuat lak die nangis... aku rase mesti hilang mak bpk ni, sesat sorg2... nk kate mmg kene buang, senonoh je aku tgk pakaian... botol mineral yg die pgg tu berlabel restoran mamak pelita nasi kandar, dkt je ngn kdai aku... so bdk tu blom sesat jauh la, masih boleh kembali ke pangkal jalan...

utk mengelakn die rase takut ngn soklan2 aku, aku pgl ariq, anak taukey yg drjh2... myb ngn bdk2 baya die, bdk hilang ni nk jwb bile dtanye... ariq pon tny la mcm2, nme die, nme ayah pe sme... tp tak brjwb gak... aku tak tau dh nk wt pe... aku pujuk2, ajak tgk katun pon die tak nak... aku ngn ariq siap teka lagi name die, klu btol suruh die angguk... tp abes common name bdk laki sme ktorg sbut, semuanya geleng... firdaus, shahrul, amin, ali, afiq, syafiq n mcm2 lg la nme .ktorg sebut... sme bukan... aku dh tak tau nk wtpe, aku dok je la sebelah die... kot2 ade sape2 dtg tuntut kg... drpda biar sorg2, kg kene bwk gi thailand plak bdk 2...

dlm 15min pastu, dtg sorg pakcik berkopiah... umo dlm 60an... dgn air mata bergenang dia dtg kt aku... hulur tangan nk salam smbil ucap trima kasih... rupe2nye atuk bdk tu... aku pon nek syahdu tgk die ngis, puas dh die cari cucu die tu kot... dh a lg 2 ari nk raye time tu... atuk dok sbuk amik ubat kat darul ehsan medical centre, cucu jalan sorg2, last2 sesat... sib bek la bdk tu takde pape... klu tak, lg satu poster ade gmba budak akn kita lihat di merata2 tempat...

one half... yi ren yi ban...

nice song from Royston Tan movie 881... the first verse is in hokkien while the rest are in mandarin...

lelong.com could be funny too, sometimes...

whenever i have nothing else to do, i like to browse through ebay or lelong.com... and for the first time ever, i found a 'witch' is selling her 'litter' that came out of her 'rear-end' ^_-

*actually the seller is promoting his harley-davidson belt, which has a build-in lighter in its buckle...

ماري بلاجر بهاس جاوي

ههاها
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